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    A Lifetime – c 5

     

    .For Val, who hated housework – A feather duster with a hula girl as a handle

                “Now you can enjoy something about dusting,” grinned Tina as she held the feather duster suggestively.

     

    .For Sue, the attorney – a business card holder for her desk in which you placed the cards down the grass skit.

     

    “I’m beginning to see a pattern here,” observed Alice as she waited impatiently for her present.

     

    .For Shane – a glass beer mug with hula girls whose clothes disappeared when the mug was filled with cold beer. 

     

                The gift-giving stopped for a minute as Shane poured the beer from her glass at the table into the hula mug.  And sure enough, the bras and grass skirts disappeared.  She passed it around the table to an appreciative audience.

     

    Alice‘s gift was last and the table collapsed in laughter when Alice pulled her gift out of the sack.

    .For Alice –  a coconut bra.

     

    “We want to see it on,” smiled Tina sweetly.  Bette, leaning back in her chair, had an evil grin.

     

    When they finished their drinks, they strolled around the neighborhood, window shopping.

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    “I have a file ready on the first legal things you and Tina should do to protect your partnership,” said Sue.  She was Val’s girlfriend and they had known Tina before she met Bette.

     

    “I have some sample forms and a list of options for you and Tina to choose from,” Sue continued.

     

    “We aren’t going to do it all at once?” Bette asked.

     

    “I suggest we do one thing at a time because all the legal crap can get confusing,” explained the lawyer.

     

    “It’s really clearer when you do it that way,” Val assured Bette.

     

    “I’ve had a cancellation tomorrow afternoon.  Do you want to start then?”  Sue asked.

     

    “I’ll check with Tina.”

     

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    “And Bette actually talked about having children,” Tina told Kit shyly.

     

    “My baby sis is thinking about that kind of responsibility!”  Kit said.  “Does that make you happy?”

     

    “Yeah,” Tina replied earnestly as she put her arm around Kit. “But I want us to become a closer couple before we consider anything like that.”

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    1. Woah just did some catching up..how did i miss the last chapter…must be all those NC17s..lol on this site!!!Sigh! But i sooo enjoyed catching up now!!! yeah it is kinda sad when the honeymoon is over and you have to go back to “Normal” life…but im sure youve got plenty planned for these 2. i loved the presents so well thought out poor Dana you can just see her innocence… lovin this as always thanks

    2. “And Al,” Tina said sliding her arm around Bette’s waist, “we had so much sex in Hawaii that I didn’t even have time to put my socks on.” Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! As I was reading the last page a thought came to me. It’s been in my mind nearly everytime I read one of these chapters, but this time it was practically screaming at me. I know Bette evolved greatly since the first chapter of “What is Love?” but when I realized how much she wanted children with Tina, it hit me just how big that evolution really was. If her everyday actions and flow of speech weren’t still the same, I’d swear this was a completely different person.

    3. Funny’s good. Sweet’s good. Sexy’s very good. Put them all together, they’re exponentially better. And when you need a lawyer, a sharp one’s the best. Damn, Bette and Tina must live in heaven. Wait, if that were true, there’d be no need for lawyers. Wouldn’t a coconut bra chafe?

    4. The honeymoon doesnt have to be over, Just not together 24/7 its like 12/7 And always need to talk and love one another. Alice is alice Could almost see Dana with her hands out talking about the coconuts/ thanks

    5. life is great even after the honeymoon, B&T can keep it up easily, just don’t work too much…thanks for keeping them so close and so in love…love the gang scenes ;)

    6. I always love your stories! They are so romantic funny, loving and sexy. It certaintly something to look forward to after heartache! Please continue to write more!

    7. Thank you. Now I can sleep tonight. This S3 S_ _ _ _ is keeping me up at night. Seriously! Your B&T are so sweet together, so matter-of-fact and so amusing. I love your B&T. SHO’s?…not so much.

    8. Pancha..you never disappoint. Your stories are always filled with humour, insight, romance, love, and they’re sexy. So sad how Tina is taking the end of the honeymoon as a loss…it’s only just begun. It takes hard work to make a relationship work, but that can be fun too. Love all of the gang’s gifts..that was fun. Pancha..as always it is a pleasure. Thank you for the update and please do continue.

    9. Pancha, hi-5 for another fucking fantastic chapter! You know, I used to work for a certain entertainment company (think roaring lion) that had a major stake in the L Word. After Sunday’s episode S3 Tina made me happy I’m not there anymore. Hollaback with another amazing chapter soon…pressure much?!

    10. Pancha,That was beautiful, I loved the gentle teasing involving the gang; on both sides as Bette and Tina settle back into their life together. Then to have them come together is a moment of magical tenderness was perfect. The love and care that you imbue these characters with is one of the things so sorely lacking from the season. So it‘s watching out for more for this magnificent drama to escape from the TV reality. Thank you for showing us all how it should be. Your Loyal Fan.

    11. Fantastic Pancha. I just caught up on your story. love this line – we had so much sex in Hawaii that I didn’t even have time to put my socks on. Too Funny looking forward to the next chapter.

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