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A New York Minute
Bette answered the phone when she saw it was Kit.
“Hey sis.”
“What’s up Kit?”
“You sound awful. You and Tina fighting again?”
“Something like that.” Bette sighed.
“Well, you’d better fix that. And tonight. Because Angus and I are going out to dinner with your baby girl.”
“Kit, I don’t think that’s a good idea. Tina needs to feed her and -”
“Don’t tell me what’s a good idea. I have plenty of Tina’s breast milk. Angelica will be fine with me and Angus.”
“Well, behave then.”
“Don’t you worry.”
Bette smiled and hung up the phone. Tina was standing in the doorway.
“Who was that?”
“Kit. She’s taking Angelica to dinner with Angus.”
“What?”
Bette sensed the frustration in Tina’s voice. “Please, T. Don’t worry. Just take the free time.”
Tina started to undress into jeans and a t-shirt.
“How was your day with Helena?” Bette asked quietly.
“Fine. She made a very attractive offer.”
“I don’t know if I like you working for her.”
“I don’t think it’s your decision to make.”
Bette looked at her wife and felt like she barely knew her anymore. “Should I be worried?”
Tina stared at Bette, looking her in the eyes. “No. We are done. Helena means nothing to me anymore.”
Bette knew Tina was telling the truth. “Then I trust your decision and will support you.”
“Thank you.”
“I have to go drop off those prints. I’ll be back in about an hour.” Bette stood.
“Where are you taking them?”
“Jane Brady is going to auction off the collection for me.”
“Ok, well I’ll save some dinner for you.”
Tina watched Bette close the front door and drive away from the kitchen. She felt heartbroken over what Bette was sacrificing for their family. Finding Bette’s planner in the office, Tina scrambled through the list of contacts until she found Jane’s number.
When Bette came home later, she found the house empty. “No note, nothing. How typical.” She thought. She helped herself to a plate of Tina’s cooking and ate alone. Tina walked in the door ten minutes later.
“Where’ve you been?” Bette asked, clearing her plate.
“I had something to take care of.”
“Like?”
“Come out on the front porch and I’ll show you.”
Bette looked puzzled, but followed Tina. When she stepped onto the porch, she saw the entire collection of prints she had earlier given away. She seemed confused.
“I don’t understand…”
“You’re not selling these.”
“How did you get these?”
“I made a phone call and a trip. They belong to you, Bette.”
Bette looked at Tina and smiled softly. “You did this for me?”
Tina nodded.
“I love you.”
“I love you, too, Bette.”
Bette brushed her lips against Tina’s and pulled her close. They fell into a long embrace, letting the breeze blow around them. Tina leaned herself against the door and Bette pushed against her. Their kiss deepened until Bette pulled away.
“I’ve missed you, T.” She brushed blonde hairs out of Tina’s face.
“I’ve missed you, too, Bette.”
She grabbed Bette’s head and guided her lips back into her own. After a few more minutes on the porch, Tina opened the door and led Bette to the couch where they had more privacy than their neighborhood. Bette rested on top of Tina and ran her hands up the front of Tina’s shirt. She pushed her hips against Tina’s. A soft moan escaped her lips.
“Angelica… she’ll be here any minute.” Tina whispered.
Bette nibbled on her ear. “Can you stop thinking about our daughter for one minute?” She gently twisted a nipple with her fingers.
Tina smiled and started to unbutton Bette’s shirt. She unzipped her pants as well and just as she started to unclasp the bra, she heard a noise at the front door. Bette and Tina heard Kit talking to Angus on the porch as they started to open the door. Frantically, Bette and Tina dressed and tamed themselves.
Tina looked at Bette and grinned. “There’s your minute, babe.”
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There isn’t anything else I can say other than a giant THANK YOU!!!
Send that kid to Aunt Kits for the night…and continue…LOL
Like this is going to happen! Maybe in epi 11 & 12?
it seems like that after every episode we will be needing someone to patch up B&T, because we know IC wont do it… how sad.
Part of me really wants it to work out this way, and another part of me (the angry part), wants Bette to kick Tina to the curb. Thanks for your version.
Well, at least there some affection in this version. However they still don’t talk. Tina never says why she didn’t want Bette to sell the collection, why couldn’t she just say babe we’re not that desperate, thanks for the gesture, but let’s wait. Also I don’t quite buy Bette just saying I trust you judgment and I’ll support your decision, not without some additional dialog. In short their roll in the hey wasn’t the only NY minute in this one. Thanks for the sharing you talent.
What’s sad is on the show Tina probably won’t even notice the prints are gone till maybe 2 days later. At least here we got some kissing and a grope. But otherwise, can you say “dysfunctional?” :(
THANK YOU! i’m glad we have fanfic writers like you that still believe in b/t
Great post fareast. Wonderful for them to be able to re-connect and and stop snipping at each other. Hope IC lets this happen on the show. (When hell freezes over perhaps). Thanks for the post. Will you continue this or is this all? We hope you will continue.
Like this will ever happen maybe in someones dreams. but don’t believe in S3 or S4 if there is one. but thanks we all need this
i want to no if bette will sleep withthe senator she and tina argued beforebette left. i hope she does because ourgirl bette needs some loving. and this could be a stretch when bette gets backtina apoligizes for being such a ass andasks bette to make love to her,bette says no i had a long day i need sleeptina would be so pissed but it would serve her right.
OMG…I just woke up, this chapter was just a dream!!! LOL…great chapter, but do we really think something like this will happen this season??? Episode 12 or 13???
fareast, great chapter, i just watched episode 3.. was not as bad as I was anticipating, but i know it is only going to get worse, So i hope you will keep doing these **revisionist** of what could have happened on the show if they wanted it go that way :P long live FF!!
At least in your version Tina still likes Bette. Can anybody explain to me what happened to the severance package Bette got from CAC? Did she inherit nothing from dear old Mel? I know West Hollywood’s got to be expensive, but really! Think Kit and Mangus could bond over the brat overnight?
azmama says eps 11 or 12..I say season 4..if there is one. Thanks for the hope though.
I so appreciate you mending my broken heart over the angst that comes watching this season so far. Lovely writing.
seriously put the kid down to sleep n get a lil sumthin sumthin
fareast, I really appreciate your take on this. Thank you, I’m really not giving up hope on B&T.I’m wishing for that to happen on the show.
I think we will need these kind of stories after every episode until the end of this damn season..
Awesome Fareast! So much better than the show :)
Very good!
If Only. Thanks for writing this.
Thank god for good old fanfic our girls can’t even be civil to one another this season so far!!!
What is happening to Tina? Is she losing her mind? Thank you for this balm for my aching Tibette heart.
Thank you, Thank you….I needed this :o)) Please write more…
Fareast, So tender and touching. Please can we get some of these sentiments back between Bette and TIna. I know that everything cannot always be fabulous but just a little loving, a little time to show you care, a little gesture to prove your love is all I request. Thank you for this story as it fills that little space with love. Your Loyal Fan.
I like your version of events better. Thanks.
that would be nice, even if they got interrupted…thank you
Far….excellent chapter.
This chapter is as episode 3 should have been. God, my heart is breaking for Bette this season. I love your writing and look forward to more ‘as it should be’ chapters.
Talk about timing – wonderful stuff fareast. Keep going