Chapter 12

Ikea the Next Day

Carmen and Alice are walking down each isle, trying to decide on a bed. “I like this one!” Alice says, patting it.

“Alice, it’s made for a kid,” Carmen laughs at the sports car bed she had chosen.

“I know, but think about it,” Alice says, laying down on it. “You wake up, and BOOM you’re already in your car.” Carmen laughs as Alice gets up and follows her down the isle.

“I want something that’s really comfortable,” Carmen explains. “And big.”

“Why, you expecting company?” Alice teases and cocks her eyebrow.

“Maybe…” she responds with a smile.

“Ok, well I think we should flag a sales-person,” Alice suggests looking around. “Preferably a woman because there’s only one way to really test a bed out.” Carmen laughs and shakes her head.

“How ‘bout this one?” Alice says jumping into a pile of pillows. “Oh god, I hope these pillows come with it!”

“Alice c’mon,” Carmen says shoving her friend.

“No, Carmen – I’m not moving until you try this bed,” Alice insists. “It’s unbelievable…”

Carmen rolls her eyes and flops onto the bed. Her mouth drops open as she closes her eyes. “Wow…” she says, sinking further into the heavy comforter.

“I know,” Alice muffles through the pillows. “I think I just had an orgasm.”

“Ok, that’s enough,” Carmen shoves her off the bed. Alice flips over and hits the floor with her ass. “None of that dirtiness on my new bed.”

Alice stands and checks her outfit. She blows her hair out of her face and nods her head. “Good choice,” she agrees. “But I think that bed will be dirty before you even get it set up, now that you’re going out with Shane.” She looks down at her bandaging. “Shit, I think my leg’s bleeding from that fall.”

“Oh my god,” Carmen expresses with concern. “I’m so sorry, I totally forgot.”

“Nah – it’s fine,” Alice says waving her hand casually. “I’ve been through worse. Let’s just get this bed bought and delivered so you can go home and break it in. You know, before the couch you’ve been sleeping on eats you in your sleep.”