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Air Supply…
DR. BASSEY- “Ok, Dr. Smith, what’s next on the Broton matter?”
DR. SMITH- “The exam was negative…we’ll have a blood work-up done today to make sure and then go from there.”
DR. BASSEY- “Go where from there, Dr. Smith? Do you not have a plan in place?” (The older woman was elegant and indomitable…her work was the most important thing in the world to her and she expected her juniors to feel the same way…) “Well, Dr. Smith?”
DR. SMITH- “Yes doctor…of course…we…well after the hematology is done we’ll analyze those results and depending upon…”
DR. BASSEY- “We’ll analyze the results eh?”
DR. SMITH- “Yes…yes, we’ll…”
DR. BASSEY- “Ok Dr. Smith, if ever I get sick I’ll remember to make sure you’re not on watch…Dr. Limes, what do you say?”
DR. LIMES- “Yes doctor, well…the blood work of course is important…so we would certainly requisition that and upon analyzing the results…”
DR. BASSEY- “OKAY FOLKS! I’ve had enough of this for today. I hope you’re all in better form at the next rounds because I’m none too pleased. Dr. Smith…”
DR. SMITH- “Yes doctor…”
DR. BASSEY- “Get nephrology involved. Those levels are dangerously high. If we wait for the blood work it could be a little late…” (She peers at Dr. Smith over her bifocals…) “Understand?”
DR. SMITH- (He smiles nervously…) “Yes doctor…sorry…I see now…”
DR. BASSEY- (She smiles…) “Dr. Limes, do you concur?”
DR. LIMES- “That we were blind and now see!? Yes ma’am…” (The all laugh, only after Dr. Bassey cracks a grin…no one could really joke with Dr. Bassey but Dr. Limes was the only one she’d allow to break the tension during these meetings.)
DR. BASSEY- “All right you jokers, masquerading as doctors…let’s go forth and heal today! See you this evening…” (They all breathe a sigh of relief and greet the doctor on the way out. Bette tries to mix in but…it’s just not her day…) “Dr. Porter…” (Bette stops dead in her tracks and stands at the conference table edge, facing her tormentor.) “Sit.” (She complies. The older woman then pushes a file so it makes its way across the surface of the table until it hits Bette’s hands.) “New case, came in today, it’s complicated but better do it right. You fuck this up and I’ll serve your career to you on a golden platter, understood?”
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
you could totally make it B&T beginning
That was so damn funny. T make this any kind of story you want, just keep writing it. It’s “exciting” LOL.
you can ‘excite’ me anytime. PPS.
Maybe Dr. Porter can choose sexual dysfunction as her specialty and Tina can come to her for intensive therapy!! Gonna go see what happens next…
I think the new patient should be another certain blonde, in need of Dr Porter’s stethoscope!
Thanks for this–I so needed a laugh this morning!
I like it….made me smile. PPS
And maybe the new patient can be excited in that special way by Dr. Porter. I wanted to LOL but I’m at work. xD
This is priceless!! Dr. Porter can work on me anytime, but I’d rather her work on Tina, so when is she going to show up? I loved the old Italian lady. Why do I suddenly crave pasta? Please continue!
T really write some more, anything, and I’ll read….you “excite me” with this!!!
This could be the start of a “Grey’s Anatomy” Sapphic style. Eh? Funny beginning. How did Mrs. Momare know that Bette was a lesbian? Or did I misread her statement? Please continue.
Please continue!
Let it be a B&T
Good thing Mama Momare had a sense of humor. Dr. Kildare, I mean Porter, needs to work on her bedside (if not her linen closet) manner.
Theres just not enough TiBette stories. Bring it onTiBette Lover
This sounds good! ;-)
hilarious….what about another new blonde Doctor who is not so hilarious or is???? whatever….