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Backstory ~ Chapter 12
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Trouble’s father proudly watched his son as he cornered the small animal.
“Now, just bring your paws on either side of him, then lunge and bite!”
“But Daddy….”
“Go ahead, boy.”
“But Daddy….”
“Now what?”
“I don’t think we’re supposed to eat it.”
“It’s a rodent.”
“The boy’s got a point. We should wait until all of the rodents are all served together.”
“I call first dibs on the snake,” Red yelled.
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The furry thing until it finally fell asleep in one of Bette’s Christian Louboutins, and Trouble keot watch until Bette and Angelica returned from the little girl’s ballet class.
As soon as Bette opened the door, Angelica ran to her room so that she could look at herself in the mirror as she twirled and twirled in her pink tutu.
Bette felt something was strange until she realized that her nephew had not greeted her at the door.
”Wolf boy?”
“Trouble?”
When she heard a small whimper, Bette panicked and ran to its source. She saw the young wolf crouched on the floor looking intently at one of her cherished shoes.
“What’s the matter, Wolf Boy?” Bette asked as she crouched down to see what had Trouble’s attention. She saw the animal and threat treat to her favorite shoes,
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bette tried to calm herself before she called out. “Angie, pumpkin, I need your help in the living room.”
She stood up quickly and pulled $5.00 from her pocket and placed in the curse jar.
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Bette was grateful for Trouble serving as sentinel. She treated him to carrots, his favorite snack. She threw the slices at him as he jumped excitedly as he caught each slice.
Later, Bette rubbed the pup’s stomach until they were both exhausted.
“Who’s a good Wolf Boy? You are a good Wolf Boy. Yes you are. Who’s a smart Wolf Boy? You are a smart Wolf Boy?”
That night, he was allowed to pick the book that was read to the cousins. He picked Where the Wild Things Are.
Trouble was very proud when Bette told him that he was an excellent sentinel and he took this new job very seriously and watched the cages with great diligence whenever humans were not at home.
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I have to get some sleep, otherwise I’d read this now. So glad to see this. Thanks.
i tried to read every 3rd page, then every 2nd page…but i decided that Tolstoy has nothing on you and I read it all…brilliant, entertaining, hilarious…loved it
Very funny. Love Aunt cranky hunter.
Hahahahaha…Spumoni, where did you get your imagination and humour from…it is unbelievable! As far as I’m concerned, you could have kept on writing cause I would have kept on redaing. Thanks for the update, it was truly precious!
Well, i couldn’t get through War and Peace, so i kinda gave up after a few tries… Your story is always quite an enjoyable read! Thanks for posting!
Ha-ha Spumoni! This is a jewel! I love your humor…I love the scene of Bette realizing that she’s taking all those animals home, trying to grab Tina for help, and keep Angie happy. You have several great one-liners! Too good! Thanks for making my day!
ROFLMAO welcome back , i love this story!!:)PPS
OH man, I love this story. Bette was hilarious but I too would have done the same thing. Maybe a visit from the wolves to the school would set the two women straight, or scare the hell out of them. Where is the jar, I said a bad word.
Now I don´t think Tolstoy´s famous for his wit. Never really felt like laughing reading War and Peace, but Alice, Mrs. Vonnegut, Troubles and a hyperventilating Bette with a burping snake in the back seat….now that´s a classic. Hilarious update. Thanks.
U r just too much!!! U make Bette absolutely lovable. I can totally picture Ange-poor patient strong resolute Tina carrying responsibility for all of them-and vegan Trouble is too cute…That has cheered me up so much.
i’ve never had so much fun … entertaining, hysterically funny, and full of spumoni wit and humor. trouble should get a squirrel for his efforts. with chocolate on top.
Thanks that was great. I don’t know but your pot brownies must be really good. :) Or is there a better explanation for your wonderful hilarious story . I love it and thank God that trouble is as sweet as he is.
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! Ah, we certainly enjoyed this hylarious update, sweetie. Hmm It was a bit of a nightmare, at first, for Bette to have all those pets to watch. Hehehe But we think that Trouble did a wonderful sentinel job. *wink* Plus, the distraction was welcomed by the wolfies, although they didn’t understand why all those animals were not delivered as meal. Hehehe Oh, this was a joyful reading, dearest friend. Thanks for the laughs. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. – Lu & Marsh (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
I was really proud of Trouble this chapter. Is he a vegetarian? Vonnegut must be crushed. If she thinks she’s going to slight la famille P-K in a years-long campaign, and win, then I think she needs to be brought down in a subtle counter-strike of equal length. Great chapter, Spumoni. Love the humor in this. Thanks! :)
I did a very happy dance when I seen youe post. I love Troubles. Je loves Bette so much that he tool care of her pets. I love aminals and after have 4 boys they did become a part of our lifes. You name it we had it. Goat s.horses.yes a pig.rats snakes lizards. Cant forget the dogs and cats. Now I,m to old the boys are gone so just some dogs and cat. thankyou so much for this wonderful story
LMAO! This whole post was just absolutely hilarious. I’d read Backstory over War and Peace any day. After all, who needs peace when you have Bette Porter freaking out? lol. Trouble is just cuter and cuter every day. I love that he guarded that hamster. I don’t think anyone could manage to read every second or third page. I was eagerly hoping for more pages to magically appear, actually. Ciao, yarrrrr!
Definitely Tolstoy has nothing on you … it was a brilliant chapter and there was really nothing you could do to edit it or change it – was perfect as it is :) And I really couldn’t sip pages – this story is just too excellent :) Thank you :)
Crap, I thought Bette was supposed to be smart! How come she just didn’t invent a whole series of terrible allergies for Tina that would have prevented them housing the menagerie? Thank you for bringing this back.
Can’t imagine skipping one word much less a page or two!! Absolutely hilarious! The thought of Bette with all those cages… and then the wolves waiting for their special dinner… so funny. Made me think back to my son finding me on top of the kitchen table screaming like a lunatic after seeing his snake slither across the floor. Always look forward to the trials and tribulations of Pinky’s Beloved. Thanks, Spumoni!