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Backstory ~ Chapter 13c
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“Wait! Hear me out.”
“One minute more, then I go to bed.”
“You need to give up the she wolf. I mean, you know that I’m not a big fan of Cranky Hunter, but even I can see that she loves you very much. You shouldn’t throw that away.”
“She wolf?”
“The one you’re hiding.”
“I’m hiding a she wolf?”
“Pinky, stop it. I hear her. We all hear her.”
“You can hear a she wolf that I am hiding.”
“You need to give her up. She sounds really, I mean, really really, hot, but you still have to give her up.”
“All of you think I am hiding a she wolf somewhere.”
“I don’t think anyone else has figured it out yet. We wolves mate for life so they wouldn’t think that way.” Red looked at his sister. “For better or for worse. No matter what,” he paused and sighed. “Life.”
An enraged Tina forgot the absurdity of the conversation and challenged her brother. “What! You think I’m some kind of perverted wolf and not mated for life?” Of course, Tina ignored the almost 5 year separation from Bette.
“A wolf mates with a wolf for life, Pinky. Not a wolf with a human.”
“Fuck you, Red.”
“Curse at me all you want, but you still have to get rid of the she wolf.”
“I AM NOT HIDING A SHE WOLF!”
“So the only other explanation is that Cranky Hunter is hiding a she wolf because all of us are hearing one.”
“Where are you hearing something?”
Red looked up at the radio. “From there. Funny, though, we can’t actually detect her scent.”
“The radio?”
“The box.”
“That’s a radio.”
Red shrugged his shoulders. “Whatever you call it, we hear her from it.”
“There’s nothing there. It’s just sound. Voices. Music.” Tina stopped, as realization hit. She spoke out loud in English. “Fuck. That stupid Shakira song.” She looked at her brother, “You’re hearing a song. You can’t smell her because it isn’t a real wolf.”
Red shook his head. “I’m surprised and disappointed, Pinky. Think about what I’ve said. You can talk to me anytime about it, OK?” He turned and walked away, to rejoin the sleeping pack. For once, he had tried to do the right thing. “That’s the last time I’m gonna do that,” he muttered to himself.
“What the fuck?” Tina muttered as she watched her brother.
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If only you´d post a chapter every morning – nothing can ruin this day. God it was funny. Thank you
This was such a hilarious chapter. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when Red was talking to Tina. Was so cute the brotherly love. Have I told you that I love this story…. I do! I do! Thank you :)
Ha! Red! What a hoot! Damn decent of him, though. I’ve always had a soft spot for him. And Blaze must be peace loving, like the patriarch, but in all the times I’ve called someone an asshole, it was never an endearment nor did I expect a loving response. I guess we all can learn from different cultures.
“You’re a lunatic!” Of course he is. He howls at the moon!
Oh, and I might be a little slow, but it took a three-segment reread before I realized that Tina “sensing” Bette behind her was a consequence of the soap thing… I can’t wait till she figures it out. :D Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh Spumoni another humorous home run! I think Bette has a soft spot for Trouble and that coversation Tina had with Red made me chuckle. Thanks for giving us this story that makes one feel good no matter what’s happening in their day!
That was hilariously funny. A she wolf and the radio. Red is just trying to be a good brother.
All I can say is please keep weiting about these wonderful wolves. This funny and I love these stories so much. What are they going to do for Thanksgiving?? Love this story thanks so much/
This is effing hilarious! I just discovered this story not long ago… The humour is so creative. Love it!
Very funny! I loved it.
lol,Shakira’s She Wolf! Where your wild imagination comes from?! Thank you.
LOL at Shakira’s Loba.. That was freaking hilarious. Thanks for posting!
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* We loved this wolfies’update. It was hilarious and our bellies ached, due to the load of laughter you provoked with this amazing installment. It was a good exercise, though. Hehehe Thanks for bringing us this story. You left a HUGE smile on our faces. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks.- Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez) P.S. Have we mentioned that our fav wolfie is Trouble? Hehehe He is SO cute, indeed. Now we know why Bette is so taken aback by his natural charm. xoxo
Bloody hell..that was hysterical!!!!! OMG…what creativity. Love it!
bloody hilarious…i needed a laugh…thk u.
LOL…reading, laughing and loving it
Hilarious but… funny but great story but lol PPS
hahahaha! Yeah, Tina, stop cheating on Bette with a wolf, darn it! That was awesome. “Big brother to little sister talk” “We’re littermates!” LOL. Why must you make me laugh so?