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Backstory ~ Chapter 13c
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The L.A. Times was spread out before Bette and she was reading a book review of a psychological biography of Degas that posited that he was a voyeur with deep-seated sexual difficulties.
The review was both annoying and tedious, and the music on the radio captured her attention. She listened intently. When Tina returned, she asked, “This one doesn’t speak English well.”
Tina listened. “Ah, Shakira. She does have a heavy accent.”
“There’s a story behind why her hips don’t lie?”
Tina laughed, “She does do amazing things with her hips.”
Tina focused on her breakfast while Bette continued to listen as the song changed. “Tina. I don’t think the lyrics make sense.”
“What lyrics?”
“’Lucky you were born that far away so we can both make fun of distance’?” An incredulous Bette looked at Tina. “I understand ‘Whenever, wherever, we’re meant to be together.’ Blah blah. ‘And that’s the deal my dear.’ Then she says ‘kerumba cherunga.’ What is that?”
“Babe, it’s just a song.”
“There, did you hear that? She’s singing that she likes his feet.”
Tina just watched patiently since she knew that Bette was going to continue until she had finished expressing her dismay.
“Who’s got humble breasts? And then worries that they’ll be confused with mountains?”
“Bette, it’s just a song. It’s fun.”
“It’s popular, isn’t it?”
“Very, among millions of philistines worldwide.”
“I’m being ridiculous.”
“I think ‘intense’ would be a better word choice,” Tina said as she stood up and kissed Bette on the cheek as she left to check on Angelica.
Tina did not hear the next song. She didn’t see the reaction of the pack males, all of whom behaved exactly as they had the day before, some forgetting, some ignoring, the treatment they had received from the females the prior morning
Tina didn’t see any of that. She also didn’t see Bette staring at the radio.
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“Why are you doing it to Cranky Hunter?”
“Shit!” Tina jumped at her brother Red’s voice. It was 1 a.m. and she had just arrived home and was retrieving a bottle of water from the refrigerator. “Why do I have to keep telling you to stop sneaking up on me?”
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If only you´d post a chapter every morning – nothing can ruin this day. God it was funny. Thank you
This was such a hilarious chapter. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when Red was talking to Tina. Was so cute the brotherly love. Have I told you that I love this story…. I do! I do! Thank you :)
Ha! Red! What a hoot! Damn decent of him, though. I’ve always had a soft spot for him. And Blaze must be peace loving, like the patriarch, but in all the times I’ve called someone an asshole, it was never an endearment nor did I expect a loving response. I guess we all can learn from different cultures.
“You’re a lunatic!” Of course he is. He howls at the moon!
Oh, and I might be a little slow, but it took a three-segment reread before I realized that Tina “sensing” Bette behind her was a consequence of the soap thing… I can’t wait till she figures it out. :D Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh Spumoni another humorous home run! I think Bette has a soft spot for Trouble and that coversation Tina had with Red made me chuckle. Thanks for giving us this story that makes one feel good no matter what’s happening in their day!
That was hilariously funny. A she wolf and the radio. Red is just trying to be a good brother.
All I can say is please keep weiting about these wonderful wolves. This funny and I love these stories so much. What are they going to do for Thanksgiving?? Love this story thanks so much/
This is effing hilarious! I just discovered this story not long ago… The humour is so creative. Love it!
Very funny! I loved it.
lol,Shakira’s She Wolf! Where your wild imagination comes from?! Thank you.
LOL at Shakira’s Loba.. That was freaking hilarious. Thanks for posting!
Hi, dear sweet Spumoni! *waving* We loved this wolfies’update. It was hilarious and our bellies ached, due to the load of laughter you provoked with this amazing installment. It was a good exercise, though. Hehehe Thanks for bringing us this story. You left a HUGE smile on our faces. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks.- Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the loving JC, Eunichick, ZLFAN, T_Daze, Melrose231 and Tias Adoradas to Patpez) P.S. Have we mentioned that our fav wolfie is Trouble? Hehehe He is SO cute, indeed. Now we know why Bette is so taken aback by his natural charm. xoxo
Bloody hell..that was hysterical!!!!! OMG…what creativity. Love it!
bloody hilarious…i needed a laugh…thk u.
LOL…reading, laughing and loving it
Hilarious but… funny but great story but lol PPS
hahahaha! Yeah, Tina, stop cheating on Bette with a wolf, darn it! That was awesome. “Big brother to little sister talk” “We’re littermates!” LOL. Why must you make me laugh so?