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Backstory ~ Chapter Seven
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“Our little girl is starting to act like her cousins, and she’s learned their language and never wants to speak English. Her cousins don’t bathe so now she’s giving us a hard time about brushing her teeth and taking a bath. She watches the way they’re eating so she’s losing her table manners. She’s rolling around the floor…”
“Ma’am, we just got a radio call,” the older policeman announced.
“I didn’t hear anything,” his partner replied, enjoying his colleague’s discomfort.
“Well, there’s a call,” he growled at the uncooperative officer.
“It’s going to take months for us to undo…,” Bette continued to babble.
“Ma’am,,,” the married officer began to back towards the patrol car, “we’ve got to go.”
He looked at his partner as he spoke to Bette, “You come here and yell all you want.”
They returned to their patrol car and as they drove away, one of the policemen called from the open window, “Good luck with the in-laws.”
Bette watched the patrol car pull away, her emotions mixed between relief and loneliness. She took a deep breath while she shook her head. She then walked back to her spot near the tree. and continued the call that the officers had interrupted, “FUUUK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.”
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On weekends, the nuclear family began to visit animal sanctuaries with wolves. Some were sad affairs, struggling for funding and barely getting by. Others were sophisticated homes for unwanted animals. Tina was looking for a place where her wolf family could live within driving distance. It soon became obvious to even Tina’s hopeful eyes that none of the locations could support the entire clan. For a while she thought that the clan could be split into several smaller groups and she planned to discuss that possibility with her parents.
They were able to glean a great deal of information on each visit for unique reasons,
At one place, Angelica had run ahead of her mothers to a spot in the fence near where two wolves lounged under a tree,
“Hello, I’m Little Pinky. Who are you?”
The wolves’ heads shot up in shock and they stared at the little girl standing at the fence.
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Hello Spumoni… Ok… I will admit that this is the first time I have read this story but I must say this is completely AWESOME… I love it… it is so unique and so just brilliant… you are a master crafts person when it comes to your words, you weave the fantastic with the authentic and make this feel so very real… simply awesome… keep up the amazing work… and well yeah just come back soon please, Sincerely, JC (Latin Nephew to those Salsa Angels)
Oh yeah and Bette howling that was freaking fall off the chair funny… keep on rocking and rolling… JC
I get a belly laugh every time that I read a post from this story. It is a fun and lite story about family, love and what it some times take to live with the in-laws.
This was indeed great. It was too funny to learn what ette’s “wolfspeak” was, and she certainly speaks that alot, and well! I agree that once the officers knew what she was doing there in the park in the middle of the night, that they should have let her be. I was afraid that Bette would go too far, once she started pouring out her woes, and start talking about the bathroom messes, and how blood got everywhere when they ate and she was afraid to leave Angelica alone with them in case they attacked her…I think that probably would have warranted further questioning!! I was afraid that the first wolves would come while the cops were there. The end is not funny, it’s heartbreaking. I can’t abide the caging of animals, and to write this from the point of view of the animals is powerful. I see a road trip ahead, I think they are somehow going to transport them back to Idaho somewhere..perhaps they could rent a van? I feel that they have to be free even though they are farther away and live in more danger. I guess they think so too. I have to say though that Tiona owes Bette forever for everything and everything she has put up with from them and done for them. YAY Spumoni!
That would be BETTE, and TINA, I can spell, really I can!
Hilarious! Maybe funniest chapter yet, however, they each have their hysterical moments. Reading your story is quite the delicate indulgence, much like the big steak bone only easier to digest. By the way, ignore Bette’s request to speed things along, she’s just trying to get rid of the in-laws.
Bette kept ranting was so funny! She did it before, and I bet she will do it again whenever she gets a chance. I feel sorry about the pack. Maybe it is time to go back to the wild.
Looooooooove it!!!!!!!
ROFL, this was so freakin funny! bette howling wolfenese, rofl:)PPS
B ette is so in love with Tina What is keeping them from not starting some thing for wolves. Bette howling is so funny. This is different but so cute and funny. It shows what love will make you do, thanks
These story is totally crazy and strange, but I really enjoy it. It’s funny to see that Bette can tell the policeman all about the wolves and he understand it in a different way.
FVVVVVVVCK! This story’s too darn funny, Spumoni. The howling that stopped the couple’s reconnection, Bette’s non-stop rant about her in-laws and her unique wolf call and the Southern Idaho accent of Pinky’s pack => LMAO. I’m howling giddily like a distant cousin of Pinky, Spumoni! THAAAAAAANK YOU!!! :>
LOL @ Bette’s “howling”… I see she’s vaguely coming round, for Tina’s sake, but I’m surprised she’s lasted this long. PPS, + thanks!
Someone annoyed me big time today but thanks to your hilarious story I can laugh again, so a BIG THANK YOU Spumoni!! I have never before read such a funny and witty story, simply brilliant!! pps
“They howl when someone in the pack mates.” – “Wait!” Bette froze. “They can hear us?”… – LOL poor “Pinky’s Beloved”
LMAO again! You are too funny. I love it!
funny and poignant because no doubt the wolves have been pushed out by so-called civilization…very sad…and so tina and ange are wolf and half-wolf? interesting concept lesbian wolf and human lesbian.pps