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Backstory ~ Chapter Seven
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“NO!!!!! BAD WOLFIES!!!!”
When her command was ignored, Bette slowly rolled up the windows. Feeling the space close, the lupines growled their disapproval and returned to their hiding spot in the wells behind the front seats.
Soon, Bette reached the chosen drop of point and disgorged her passengers without incident and returned to the house to get the next of the three loads. She successfully released the second group at the second drop-off point that Tina had identified and traveled to the pick-up point for the first group.
She drove slowly along the small street that traversed the park. It was set in a man-made gorge traversed by stone bridges, all designed so that park goers could maintain the illusion that they were not in a big city. She slowed the car, and shut off its lights. With another glance around, she exited the car and hid behind a tree on the edge of the park. She then called the first group of wolves for their return trip, screaming the loudest phrase she ever had mustered, which Tina had assured her, was, coincidently, an authentic wolf call:
“FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUUUUK, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUK, FUCK, FUCK.”
The first round trip had gone well, and she and Tina were giddy with relief when she dropped off the first group and picked up the third. Following the drop off of the third group, Bette drove to the second pick up point. Once again, she called, this time a bit more creatively,
“FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUCK, FUCKER, FUCKER, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUUUUK, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUK, FUCK, FUCK.”
She paused to take a few deep breaths, her throat stinging from the effort.
“Ma’am, are you alright?”
Bette spun around and lost her footing, stumbling over the tree’s roots. The policeman caught her before she fell to the ground. Once righted, he asked again, “Are you okay?”
His uniformed companion held a large flashlight that lit their immediate area.
“Um, yes,” Bette croaked.
“You were yelling loud.”
Bette restrained her instinctive response, which was to question whether the two were enforcers for a fascist state that had not only robbed its citizens of their personal privacy but was now intent on banning freedom of expression. “I’m sorry officers. I thought no one would hear me if I yelled here.” She smiled apologetically, “My in-laws have come to stay with us and I just couldn’t handle it anymore. I felt like I was going to explode and needed to escape”
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Hello Spumoni… Ok… I will admit that this is the first time I have read this story but I must say this is completely AWESOME… I love it… it is so unique and so just brilliant… you are a master crafts person when it comes to your words, you weave the fantastic with the authentic and make this feel so very real… simply awesome… keep up the amazing work… and well yeah just come back soon please, Sincerely, JC (Latin Nephew to those Salsa Angels)
Oh yeah and Bette howling that was freaking fall off the chair funny… keep on rocking and rolling… JC
I get a belly laugh every time that I read a post from this story. It is a fun and lite story about family, love and what it some times take to live with the in-laws.
This was indeed great. It was too funny to learn what ette’s “wolfspeak” was, and she certainly speaks that alot, and well! I agree that once the officers knew what she was doing there in the park in the middle of the night, that they should have let her be. I was afraid that Bette would go too far, once she started pouring out her woes, and start talking about the bathroom messes, and how blood got everywhere when they ate and she was afraid to leave Angelica alone with them in case they attacked her…I think that probably would have warranted further questioning!! I was afraid that the first wolves would come while the cops were there. The end is not funny, it’s heartbreaking. I can’t abide the caging of animals, and to write this from the point of view of the animals is powerful. I see a road trip ahead, I think they are somehow going to transport them back to Idaho somewhere..perhaps they could rent a van? I feel that they have to be free even though they are farther away and live in more danger. I guess they think so too. I have to say though that Tiona owes Bette forever for everything and everything she has put up with from them and done for them. YAY Spumoni!
That would be BETTE, and TINA, I can spell, really I can!
Hilarious! Maybe funniest chapter yet, however, they each have their hysterical moments. Reading your story is quite the delicate indulgence, much like the big steak bone only easier to digest. By the way, ignore Bette’s request to speed things along, she’s just trying to get rid of the in-laws.
Bette kept ranting was so funny! She did it before, and I bet she will do it again whenever she gets a chance. I feel sorry about the pack. Maybe it is time to go back to the wild.
Looooooooove it!!!!!!!
ROFL, this was so freakin funny! bette howling wolfenese, rofl:)PPS
B ette is so in love with Tina What is keeping them from not starting some thing for wolves. Bette howling is so funny. This is different but so cute and funny. It shows what love will make you do, thanks
These story is totally crazy and strange, but I really enjoy it. It’s funny to see that Bette can tell the policeman all about the wolves and he understand it in a different way.
FVVVVVVVCK! This story’s too darn funny, Spumoni. The howling that stopped the couple’s reconnection, Bette’s non-stop rant about her in-laws and her unique wolf call and the Southern Idaho accent of Pinky’s pack => LMAO. I’m howling giddily like a distant cousin of Pinky, Spumoni! THAAAAAAANK YOU!!! :>
LOL @ Bette’s “howling”… I see she’s vaguely coming round, for Tina’s sake, but I’m surprised she’s lasted this long. PPS, + thanks!
Someone annoyed me big time today but thanks to your hilarious story I can laugh again, so a BIG THANK YOU Spumoni!! I have never before read such a funny and witty story, simply brilliant!! pps
“They howl when someone in the pack mates.” – “Wait!” Bette froze. “They can hear us?”… – LOL poor “Pinky’s Beloved”
LMAO again! You are too funny. I love it!
funny and poignant because no doubt the wolves have been pushed out by so-called civilization…very sad…and so tina and ange are wolf and half-wolf? interesting concept lesbian wolf and human lesbian.pps