(clearing her throat)

Ms. Williams: I know you all have had your run ins with Elizabeth, but today I stand here corrected. I accused her of wrong doing today when actually she was telling me the honest truth but I didn’t listen. It got me wondering, what if she is just misunderstood often and that’s the reasons she acts out.

Ms. Williams went on saying good thing about Bette but of course Bette couldn’t hear them from outside. By now the girls were busy on the ground laughing so hard at the shit stain look on the back of Ms. Williams pants, they all had tears in their eyes.

Back in the faculty meeting…

Ms. Williams: So next year let’s just see what happens before we talk about expelling her.

Ms. Smith the English teacher, had her four old year daughter with her in the meeting since she was a student in pre-k at the school and she had no babysitter so the child had to attend the meeting. When Ms. Williams starting walking off from the front of the room, the child screamed jumping up and down.

Little Girl: Poop! Poop!

The little girl was pointing her small fingers at Ms. Williams who gave the child an annoying look then went back to her seat. All of the other teachers tried their best not to laugh, some succeeded but most failed. Ms. Smith felt embarrass that her daughter called Ms. Williams out but thank goodness she didn’t pay it any mind. A few more whispers were heard and all Ms. Williams could think of was, ”what the hell is wrong with everybody”.

Later that night…

The girls were all laying on their backs inside the tree house talking about today’s prank.

Carmen: Oh gawd that was fucking hilarious.

Bette: Nice one Al.

Alice: Thanks Porter…wait did you just give me credit for something?

Bette: Actually I did, you came through today Al, without you we couldn’t have pulled it off.

Tina and Tasha watched on as Ethel and Lucy made up again for the millionth time.

Alice: Aww you love me Porter.

Bette: Don’t ruin it Alice.

Shane: So Porter, who’s your next target?

Bette: Actually I’m thinking about changing my life. No more pranks.

All of her friends just stared at her in amazement.

Tina: Baby are you okay?

Bette: Yeah I’m fine. I just been thinking, maybe Ms. Williams is right you know, I can’t keep joking all my life, time to get serious.

Carmen: Ok the joke is on us.

Bette: No I’m serious. No more I promise, from here on out I will not perform anymore stunts.

Tina: Wow babe I never thought I would see the day.

Bette: Just consider me the new Bette Porter.

Just then Michael Jackson, a boy inside Bette’s History class shouted from across the lawn next door.

Michael: Would you shut up in there you carpet munchers!

The girls hung their mouths open all except for Bette.

Bette: Oh that’s it, he will pay for that!

Everyone looked at Bette and rolled their eyes.

Bette: I have a plan…

The End.