Alice, Dana, Shane, Jenny and Carmen were staring out of the window whose view led directly across into Bette and Tina’s dining room.   “Bingoshe’s on schedule, holiday and all,” Shane said, as Tina came into view and sat down in her rocking chair, opening up one of the flaps on her feeding bra, and exposing one plump little turkey of her own.  (Wink!)  She propped Angelica up on a pillow beside her, and as the kid latched on and took hold of Tina, Bette walked into the living room.

Alice: “Ya know, this is great and all, but you gotta see these puppies up close to really appreciate them.  Like today, I had both of them in my scope and let me just say for the record, WOW!”

Dana: “In your scope.what does that mean?”

Alice: “I guess it was when she came looking for us”

Shane: “Man, look at that kid go”

Jenny: “I never wanted to be a baby so bad in my life”

Alice: “Anyways, she was across the field from us when I planted my scope on her.  Man they are fine like wine, girls.fine like wine.  I was feeling guilty at first, what with Bette lying next to me and allbut what’s a girl to do.  I had to look, right?”

Carmen: “Well, considering what we’re doing nowI’d say “yes” is the only answer to that question.”

Shane: “***** yeah, I would have.”

Jenny: “So, what do they look like close up?”

Alice held her hands out in front of her own chest and said, “Well, they must come out to here, right”

Bette: “They come out to where, Alice?”

Alice turned and said, “Hereoh boy.”

They all squinted as Bette flipped on the light.  She was standing in back of them holding the unzipped turkey costume out like a carrot in front of a jackass.  “How far?  About this far would you say, Alice??”

Alice: “Uh”

Bette began ripping at the costume until soon the girls were left standing, open mouthed, with nothing but feathers drifting downward in slow motion toward the floor in front of them.  With one final tear, Bette sent the costume flying in Alice‘s direction before folding her armsand waiting. 

Alice, catching it with one hand, just stood there, speechless.well, until she finally said, “Okay, so, wait, does this mean that you want your checkback?”