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    Lights, Camera, Alice!

    Story written on November 28, 2005 by Katey471.
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    But it’s for the kids…

    Alice, Dana and Shane were busy soaping up the 2 door convertible, now silver, Saab convertible/coupe, as Carmen and Jenny hosed her off.

     

    Jenny: “This is so bogus.  All we did was sneak a peek at Tina’s boob.  What’s the big deal?”

     

    Alice walked over to the bucket and giving her sponge a couple of quick dunks, said, “Did you see Tina’s boob?”

     

    Shane nodded.  “It was a big deal.”

     

    “This is bullshit is what it is,” Dana said, kicking her legs that were now entangled in the garden hose.  “I’m a professional tennis player, okay, not a professionalcar washer.”

     

    Jenny: “Well, you’re not getting any younger, Dana.  Don’t knock what could very well turn into a potential career move.”

     

    Dana:  “Oh, I think we all know why we’re really here anyway, don’t we, Alice?”

     

    Alice slapped her sponge onto the roof and smiled.  “Oh, I’m sure it was Tina’s boob that sealed the deal on this one, Dana.  And for the record, Bette ate some of that turkey, okay guys, you were there.  Even if she did it while Tina wasn’t looking, it still counts.”  Whistling Britney Spear’s, “Toxic” Alice proceeded to do her best “wax on, wax off” impersonation.

     

    Shane: “What’s, what’s with this, why are you so happy today?”

     

    Alice: “Well, I thought you’d never ask”

     

    Dana dropped the hose and pressing her back into the Saab, leaned her face into the sun.  “Ignore her she’s been like this all day.  And it’s really starting to get annoying.”

     

    Alice: “Hey, just because you’re having a bad day, that doesn’t give you the right to rain on my parade, Dana.”

     

    Carmen: “Parade?  What parade, what?”

     

    “Well, girls, if you must know”

     

    Before Alice could continue, Bette’s head came flying through the kitchen window.  “I’m leaving in a little while and I want those wheels to sparkle.  You hear me?  SPARKLE!” and disappeared back into the abyss known simply as the Porter/Kennard residence.well, until Tina’s head shortly followed, whispering, “When she leaves you guys can stop that and come inside.  I’ll let you watch again while I feed Angelicaokay?”

     

    Alice: “Thanks Tee”

     

    Dana: “Thanks Tina”

     

    Jenny: “Thank you Tina”

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    4. I almost missed this with the title change. I’m glad I checked it out because you quite literally make me laugh out loud. When did Tina become an exhibitionist?

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