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    Sleeping Rough – Bette Porter Tina Kennard L Word

    I knew for certain I had a wolf protector who lived alone on the ridge behind my house. But by then it was too late. And now these memories about Lucy, and the Gypsy, and Bette, and Allsweld gets out of prison in thirty days.

    My scar itches and it hasn’t in years.

    My paradox is not lost on me: I need Bette’s fierceness to solve the very thing she’s created. A gulf, a chasm, and I still love her, and now I hate her even more.

    I drink vodka. The cold liquor shoots through me. I press my face against the cold glass again. The winter sky, the barren forests, the whiteness of snow in the morning light – I shouldn’t be here anymore. I need to get the fuck on a plane and leave now. Someone, somewhere in LA has a finger on her movements even if they are broad. The battlefield is elsewhere. I down my drink and begin to pack.

    Bette looking down considering
    Roadside Motel -San Simeon, CA – Bette

    I guess you could call this sleeping in the rough. For me it is. The bed is quite lumpy and there’s a stain on the wall. My guess, there always is in a place like this. But tonight to the world and anyone who’s looking for me – I’m invisible. I paid cash for the room. I removed my license plates and made a phony Temporary Tag with a stencil and ink set I bought at the incredible Wal-Mart. I snaked around a little bit on my way south of the border and hit ATM cash machine after cash machine along an interior east to west route. Now, I’m far south of my trail and I’m dark. I drink beer and eat tortilla chips and salsa, also Wal-Mart. I should buy their stock.

    I haven’t decided what to do exactly. I’ve backed away from my earlier rashness, and am now firmly focused on how fucked up this whole thing is. Tina and Henry are not taking my baby. If Tina stays with him after what I threw at them both then, she’s a fucking idiot. I honestly can’t decide if I hate her more than I love her anymore. Henry, I’m clear about.

    Comments

    1. Bette is definitely and officially fucking nuts! Deranged! Wally World is her go to store? Very funny! You perfectly captured Bette’s Vancouver insanity. I loved the scene in Joyce’s office. Bette had her swerve on w/her clever and sharp toned comments to Tina. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    2. Excellent! You turned a terrible chapter in Bette’s life to the Alpha that we love so well full of courage and unswerving convictions. It was so funny…Bette wanting to skin Henry alive and great job of showing us the Bowie knife. I lost it when I read about the “wolf protector”! Care to share what Joyce’s report was about?

    3. It was totally crazy! :D
      I leaned in laughter during the shopping trip. this would be an interesting twist in the story, see Henry skinned alive :D I bet, you can even write about this. but I’m not so cruel ;)
      I look forward to how they’re starting fix their relationship.
      I look forward to the next chapter

    4. Bette’s got her mojo back. You can’t keep a good woman down for long. Each of them drove the other to the edge of the precipice and it concluded with explosive reaction. But the underlying current still exists as they both admitted to it.
      The scene in Wal-Mart was priceless as Bette was dropped into a new world of possibilities. The knife was a good touch. Her snootiness of being a consumer was changed a bit with what was offered to her in her time of need.
      I love the way Joyce deals with them when they’re more into shouting then listening. She has a way of getting them back to what’s important when no one else can. Great chapter once again, Thank you for your unique insight into this world.

    5. LOL Bette going nuts was hilarious, but sad at the same time. It’s wonderdul how you wrote her feelings (in a funny but not ‘too much’ way; it’s just real) I could really feel her wanting to injure Henry (… and I’d gladly help her). It’s true, sometimes bad things in life lead you to think about some of the craziest things ever… after all, he’s one of the many things that took the love of her life away from her.

      Thanks, again, for another amazing chapter! So looking forward to reading the next one.

    6. Bette has went “out of control” when she kidnapped her daughter from Tina. it was extreme expecially when she bought the knife from Walmart. Hilarious paragraph about Bette not know what “Walmart” is until she shopped there. it was very funny. the one thing i hate is, tina and bette argument from their attorney’s meeting. heartbreaking!!!. i really enjoy this story. you written so much good stories i had read in past few weeks. keep them coming cuz i look forward to them.. always!!!

    7. You are absolutely correct, Ms. BB. Bette is a lovable snob. Did she expect to find Manolos interspersed amongst the Crocs? Or perhaps, an Armani stashed by a made in Viet Nam suit? And Ms. Porter is truly a Cursing Goddess. There is a funny video on YouTube where Bette curses up a storm….lots of F Yous and Shits. JB does it with such panache. I love reading her narratives. Keep up the great work! It’s difficult to be funny in print but you do it so well.

    8. Haven’t commented on this fabulous series of stories, yet, but they are… fabulous. Wonderful therapy for what I think of as Post Traumatic S3-Disorder (PTS3D).

    9. I realise now that I missed out on these stories last year and I am delighted to now be reading them.
      I agree so with all the comments also and love the thought of Post Traumatic S3-Disorder which I certainly suffered from.
      Brilliant BB, thanks.

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