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Black – Chapter. 7
Shane: WHAT?! Hello…H!!
Shane slapped her mouth with her hand realizing how loud she’s talking.
Jesus Christ…” Shane said, pressing a button on her cell switching it to the other caller.
Shane: Hello? Shane said to unknown caller.
Caller: Shane! Jesus bloody Christ… why didn’t you call me that you’re back already… what’s with this Carmen going back to rehab in ‘Stars’… I don’t need this Shane! I’m already going bonkers planning your opening night… by the way do you want Gwen to come? I’m not a big fan of her darling…
That would be Ed, short for Edward. Shane’s personal assistant and he is queerer than Elton and George Michael joined together.
Shane: Ed…
Ed: Shane I need you today at 4.00… you need to choose the chairs, tiles, colors well everything…
Shane: Eddie…
Ed: Oh and guess what! I’ve got Tresemme calling…
Shane: EDWARD MICHAEL JONES!! SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH RIGHT NOW!!
Ed: It’s shut…
Shane: good… now first… please tell me what’s with this ‘stars’ magazine… I heard it from Helena just then…
Ed: Well uhm… Carmen is on the front page of this week ‘stars’ which is a London tabloid magazine so I don’t think they have it in America… unless they’re like a tabloid freak and order it from the news agency… anyway she’s on the cover… very hot by the way… and they’ve got a four page story about her… and she’s going to rehab for the third time… blah blah… more drugs…blah blah blah she’s a party queen…oh and a little snippet about you and lily…
Shane: what?!? What about me?… what does it say?? Does it have my picture and Lily’s??… I’m so going to kill Helena….
Ed: Oh no no… doesn’t have your picture or Lily’s… just say about what you do… and How old lily is… not much…
Shane: ugh… this is bad… bad bad bad!!
Shane’s now pacing her hotel room with her pajama’s pants that has clouds on them and a black wife beater.
Ed: What? What’s wrong? Shane darling… it’s nothing… it’s just a stupid tabloid magazine… I’m sorry about your wife… it’s just that you know people in London know who you guys are… especially your wife…
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(16 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
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Hot hot hot! Now, flash back to what’s happening with Carmen. The pain, the misery, the jealousy of all of Shane’s groupies LOL etc Lily should not give Shane shit about kissing Alice…there’s no need. Well, maybe a small explanation. But no grief necessary. Keep it coming…:D
love the last line btw… ~LOL~…
great chappy!!! it just sucks that lily walked in on them..i can’t wait 2 see what shane has for an excuse for her daughter..PPS!!
‘mom..’ ooo looking forward to that conversation.Great story. more soon!
Great chapter Blox, friendly vibes and all. Looking to the next ep. soon ! :)
I’m loving this story. There is just something so great about Alice and Shane together and you are writing it so beautifully. Please keep going!!!