Shane laughed. Ill try. My life isnt all about sleeping with hot women, you know.

Could have fooled me, Alice mumbled, wincing as Shane cuffed her on the shoulder.

No loud parties? Dana went on skeptically.

Shane rolled her eyes and nodded. Yes, believe it or not, Fairbanks, Im capable of acting like a totally normal human being sometimes.

Alice looked as if she wanted to make a comment there, but a stern look from Bette nipped that idea in the bud.

Howie, who had been napping in his chair, popped up sleepily. Why dont I stay with Dana?

Yes! Dana shouted, just as everyone else replied, No!

You have school. As a matter of fact, you are going today, Bette said, glancing at her watch. If we leave now, we can make it just before the first bell.

Id rather stay here, Howie said stubbornly, lifting his chin.

How, youre going to school, Dana interrupted. Now get your ***** up and get ready.

Howie looked at her, slightly awed. Wow, yes, maam. With a mock salute, he went to the bathroom to clean up.

Thanks for doing this, you guys, Dana said, looking at Bette and Tina.

Its no problem. He doesnt need to miss anymore class, Tina replied.

Yeah, well watch him on the ride over. He might hit on you. Hes a slick one already, much unlike his sister, Alice put in with a grin.

Not funny, Al, Dana replied with a hint of a smile.

Howie emerged from the bathroom, his hair combed and his face washed. Did you brush your teeth? Dana asked suspiciously.

Of course, Howie replied.

Come here and prove it, Dana challenged.

What? The breath test? No way. Im not five anymore, Dana, Howie reminded her, making a face.

Dana sighed. I guess youre right. Its just so hard to believe. Youve grown up so fast, bro.

Howie once again made a face. Are you gonna start crying? Because if you are, Im definitely ready for school.

Dana held out her arms. Give me a hug, and then get going. I dont want you to be late.