”What can I say good girls go to heaven lesbians go down I can’t help it she’s magically delicious.”

”Damn your nasty who would have thought, ”Shane disgustingly says which made Tasha laugh even louder.

”Okay….okay, I was calling to let you know I’ll be there as soon as my shift is over.”

”Cool and thank you for handling the security for me tonight.”

”Hey Tash I miss you, ”Carmen yells into Shanes phone.

”Oh, and hey be on time you and Al can play Duck-Duck-Goose later!”

”What the—–you act like that’s all we——, ”Tasha tries to defend herself but gave up, ”Fine we’ll be there on time.”

”I’m serious Tash!”

”Okay, I heard you the first time but if I walk through the door and she’s wearing those Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper edible panties that I like then————-.”

”Shane OMG are you okay, ”Carmen runs to her side as she was choking trying to catch her breath.

”Yeah, I’m okay I just suddenly threw up in my mouth.”

”Hey, I heard that, ”Tasha yells through the phone.

Placing the phone back up to her ear, ”With you two it’s like standing behind someone in the 10 items or less lane in Walmart and they have 30 items.”

”I don’t get it.”

”In other words you two disgust me.”

”Hahahahahahahaha……anyway miss you guys to!”

”Tell your girlfriend to be on time, ”hearing Shane refer to Alice as her girlfriend had a nice ring to it problem was neither one of them had given the other the title so for the meantime they both were having fun and enjoying each other.

Tasha laughs, ”I will and see you guys in a few hours, ”After hanging up with Shane she text Alice letting her know she was on her way.

Helena and Dylan appeared on the reality show Marriage Boot Camp. Dylan complaint was the lack of communication and compared to it trying to talk to Charlie Sheen during his ”winning” melt down. Helena complained about the lack of sex and how Dylans legs used to open up faster than googles homepage but now they were sealed tighter than the collagen in Kylie Jenners lips. After 5 minutes of being in the house Helena had got into it with another guest telling her she should have changed some of the rap lyrics in her songs and suggested she take her Urban Dictionary as a guide. The guest was there with her fiancé getting pre-martial counseling; everything was fine until Helena challenged her to a rap battle then all hell broke out. Dylan coped the only way she knew how. She had always known at an early age she loved women but that night she fell in love with Jack (Daniels), Jim (Beam), and Jose (Cuervo)! While they were there they kept viewers entertained and ratings skyrocketed through the roof especially when Peggy Peabody made a surprise visit. Although, she was supposed to be there to help Helena the cameras caught Peggy laying it low and spreading it wide for the gardener. In the end Helena agreed to work on her communication and Dylan agreed to be her personal gynecologist more often. Enduring the boot camp experience they went from having a ”relationshit” to a ”relationship.” Since being home things had gotten a lot better between them. They were excited about the gala putting the finishing touches on their outfits for the night. Dylan finished dressing first and went down to the kitchen to wait for Helena. Finding two wine glasses she feels them both with champagne.