”Well…..well….well, if it isn’t my lil Kit-Kat Thundercat grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ”Kit immediately recognizes the voice feels a rumble in her stomach.

”No, oh hell no it can’t be, ”she says finally looking up from her phone, ”Goldie!”

”That’s right baby in the flesh, the whole flesh, and nothing but the flesh ha-ha! Damn you look good in that dress like a thick fried egg and bologna sandwich ooooooohweeeee you got my mouth watering just thinking about it!

”Uhhhhhh, what are you doing here ”she asked ignoring his distasteful remarks.

”Working baby but don’t worry this is just one of my 12 jobs you know your man stays paid, ”he says smiling flashing his mouth full of gold teeth.

”12 jobs………who in the hell works 12 jobs and you’re not my man!?”

”I do see I work 12 hours a day one hour at each job and if my memory serves me correctly last time we were together you called me daddy so according to the law that makes me your man.”

”What the hell what that doesn’t make any sense!?”

”None, but it sounded good.” The line behind Kit began to grow and the people hearing the conversation were growing impatient.

”Uhhhhhh excuse me can you pause this Ike and Tina love reunion I have a date and I don’t want to be late my man is waiting for me, ”the lady rudely says.

”You mean your animal trainer is waiting for you.”

”Excuse me, ”the woman says taking offensive to Goldies comments.

”Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Pam Grier, ”an older man asked her.

”Here take this $25 regular on pump 4, ”Kit says trying to get out of there before she snapped on the lady and the old man creating a scene.

”No, not this time it’s on me my little superfreak, ”unbuttoning his pants he takes his hands and starts exploring the inside of his pants.

”OMG, sir!”

”Hey if you don’t like it then turnaround!” Goldie was still exploring the inside of his pants and smiled in relief when he found what he was looking for pulling out a wad of cash.”

”I don’t have time for this, ”Kit says heading towards the door.

”If I was a watermelon would you swallow my seed, ”he yells after her. Kit startled by the nastiest of his question caught her off guard and she dropped her keys on the floor. When she bent down to pick them up Goldie was enjoying the view.
”Can I call you Foxy Brown?”