Alice:  Act cool.  Well, it doesnt have to mean anything um, only the world to me, I mean, being attracted to someone is no big deal especially if theyre your fricken best friend!  Its just an attraction cant keep my eyes off of her, play it cool, like its no big deal we just we have to agree not to act on it even though I just want to act on it right now!

Dana:  Shes taking this pretty well.  Attraction, huh?  Yeah, thats it.  Just an attraction, no big deal.  Stop looking at her lips, stop thinking about kissing her right now.  Now that weve established that its just an attraction and its no big deal.  Yeah, thats it.  Not a big deal.  Not act on it?  No problem.   Ok, how do we do that?

Alice:  First of all, stop sweating and looking all hot in front of me because it totally turns me on.  You know, like right now.  Argh Well we just took the first step.  We took the power out of it Yeah, whatever Al.  Wonder how it would be were moving in sync in bed we could be really amazing. 

Dana:  Took the power out of it?  You cannot expect me to not want to I think we need to take the second step How can I not kiss her?  Run away before you grab her, Dana 

Alice:  Yeah  ok

Alice:  (Back to reality)  Here we go.  This will be no problem.  Just concentrate on the favors.  Im not even thinking of kissing her.  I mean, why am I here?  To help her with THEIR party.  You know, because theyre getting married.  Im just gonna dive in and jam on getting these favors together.  No problem.  (Sees Dana) 

FLASHBACK: 

Alice:  We need to counteract it. We just need to avoid all situations where we find each other most attractive.   You know like every damn time I see you  We need, like… rules of un-attraction.   Shyeah right, thats it.  Thatll be easy.

Dana: Okay, like never be alone together, in places like the bathroom at The Planet. Replays the kisses in her head

Alice: Right. Never be alone together.  Yeah because I dont know how much I can control myself from kissing you again.

Dana: Especially never be alone together… in places wheres theres like a bed or a couch.  Imagines kissing Alice passionately in bed.

Alice: Right, or – or – a table.  Because anywhere w/ her would be fine!   Or a floor.  Imagines tearing off Danas clothes and bringing her down to the floor  Or the backseat of a car.  Or the front seat he he he

Dana: Oh that would be good.   Oh *****.  Did I say that out loud?  That wouldnt be good!  Dana!

Alice:  Why is she wearing that?  Who told her she could wear that?  Halter tops shouldve been part of the rules!  Yeah, no wearing Halter tops and tight jeans that fit her so damn well.  And, no looking hot when or if we ever break the rule of being alone together.  Geez!  Is she testing me?  Totally not fair.  This is not going to be as easy as I thought.  Nothings gonna happen.  Just dont look at her, or talk to her, just ignore her.  Yeah, thats it.  Mind your own business, and yeah just dont look at her.  I have to talk to her.  Shell just know somethings up if I dont talk to her.  Hello, Alice.  Just dont look at her. Yeah.  Concentrate on the reason why youre there.  To help them.  For her, Ill do this for her.  I just wont look at her.  Sigh..