Dana:  Oh God.  Her voice.  It’s so *****.  She just said I had a nice *****.  Oh man… dont turn around.  I have to.  I cant help it. She noticed my *****?  I can’t help it.  ***** it!  I just want … (turns around) mmmm.  Oh my gosh, hurry I want to feel you Take me.  Just take me now.  I just want her, I just fricken want her.  Oh geez.  Why did I pick these pants today?  (To the couch)  Ok.  Ok.  Here.  Help Me. 

Alice:  Oh man Ok.  This is happening.  This is really happening.  I just want to see her.  I just want to ***** you so bad.  I do.  I really do!  Oh gawd.. These pants!

Dana:  Kiss me  (Pulls Alice up to kiss her hungrily.  Alice is on top and they cant get enough of each other)  Take my pants off.  Take my pants off Take my ***** pants off!  Please this is driving me crazy!

Alice:  Ok.  Ok!  (She shifts downward and starts to pull at Danas pants) ***** pants.  Cant wait til theyre off.  I want her so bad right now.

Dana:  ***** gotta get these pants (Starts to back away and off the couch to help Alice with her pants)  Argh… ow… (She fell)  Its just Alice, Dana.  Oh *****.  I’m ok.  Im such a dork!  Help her with her shirt.  Oh no, having trouble.  Whats wrong with me?  Calm down.  Its gonna happen.  This is really happening.  I just  This feels so right. 

Alice:  Oh my gosh.  So cute!  Are you ok?  Are you ok?  Ha ha ha only Dana.  (Dana starts to help her w/ her shirt)  Me too?  What the?  Why are we having trouble?  This is not smooth.  But, man, feels so damn good.  Get it off!  (She says she cant, its too tight) Dont rip it!  Why?  Why?  Finally.  Yes!  Goal!  Oh yeah.  Here we go Take her to floor.  Move these fricken bags.  I can’t believe this.  This feels so good. 

Dana:  Damn shirt.  I dont care.  Its off now.  Oh my gosh this feels so right.  I cant believe it so right  so good.  (Theyre rolling on the floor totally devouring each other)  Mmmm.