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Chandelier – 23
"Was it," Helena said noncommittally.
Tina sent her a scathing look.
Helena leaned forward. "Were you plucked?"
"That’s the euphemism we’re using?" Tina asked curiously.
"You have any other ideas?"
"Yes, let’s be 21st century about it and say ‘got laid’."
"That’s so crass."
"Helena."
"So were you?"
"No."
"Awful lot of debate what to call it," Helena pointed out.
"You’re incorrigible."
"Thank you."
"No, Helena, I did not get laid."
"So what did you do over the weekend? Why are you so…" Helena stopped her sentence, and grabbed Tina’s notepad.
"Helena!" Tina protested, reaching for it.
Helena flipped through the pad, searching for the newest page. She smirked. "Dinner plans, Tina?"
"Give it back."
"No."
"You’re such a bully."
"Tell me something I don’t know, my dearest." Helena’s smile grew broader as she regarded the notes in the margins. "What, for the life of me, is a ‘mom machine’?"
"Soccer mom car." Tina told her. "Give it back."
Helena relented, having already gotten the gist of the notes. "Not suitable for a date, I presume?"
"Clearly," Tina pointed out.
Aha. A date. Helena smirked, which Tina caught.
"Which it may or may not be," Tina added quickly.
"Mmm hmm," Helena murmured knowingly. She regarded Tina. "Which explains the glow, then?"
Tina smiled. "I’m glowing?"
"A little." Helena paused. "Maybe I should ask Alice what your glow is like."
"Why Alice?"
"Who else would have seen you after — " Helena stopped, freezing, and stared at Tina. "You slept with Bette."
"What?" Tina exclaimed, staring right back at Helena. Now Helena decides to be perceptive?
"Which explains the glow, which, honestly, you never had while we were dating," Helena said, staring at Tina. "You slept with Bette!"
"No," Tina said quickly, shaking her head.
"Liar."
"Helena."
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I`m FIRST!!!!*Doing my happy dance* This is one of my favorite histories. You always amaze me with your writting. :)Glad to see you back
Helena has a point. Tina isn’t quite as innocent as she appears and claims to be.
wonderful update! thanks!
Yea, Tiff posted. I love to read your stories. Pls continue.
GREAT UP DATE TIFF! THE WAY YOU WRITE THESE TWO LADIES ARE AWSOME ITS LIKE WERE SITING IN ON THE CONVERSATION! PLEASE CONTINUE.
Yep. Helena seems to have Tina’s number, doesn’t she?
Good chapter. Helena is good and like her!
i like your helena and that she is tina’s friend, i guess hanging with alice makes her loveable…can’t wait for more
Helena is quite right. Tina is always the leading one in a relationship. If she wants it to work out, it will; verse vice. That’s why I don’t like her so much sometimes when TiBette’s on rock.
T.D. that was a nice, meaty conversation and you drew the participants most adeptly.
I agree with Helena, Bette was the alpha but when it came to Tina wanting or needing somthing Bette at most times gave in. Love this story so much, post real soon
Great chapter. I’m glad that Helena was the one to point out that Tina is not the passive party, more like passively aggressive. I like the interactions between Helena and Tina as a sounding board for Tina…she certainly needs one! Thanks for the great post!
I have always felt that Tina led most of the time. She let Bette, Helena, Josh and Henry all think that they were leading. Only with Bette did they share more of each other. Tina always seemed to be the sexual of the two. Not that Bette is not sexual just that Tina seemed to get the benefit of Bette more than Bette getting with Tina. Now that Helena has brought that to Tina’s attention maybe now she can work with Bette more and allow her feelings to burst foreth. She does love Bette and we all know that Bette would do anything for Tina. Tina may finally be able to be the wife that Bette wants and needs her to be. There is not doubt that Tina is a great mother now hopefully she will add a great wife to Bette (again).
I like your Helena and I’m glad she’s not letting Tina get away from her “innocence”!!
Wow, Helena’s SO right. Lovin’ it!
I love it Tiff – & Helena speaking brit is fab. Now will H keep her promise or is intrepid girl reporter Alice going to blow the lid off this mystery?
woohoo..another post from t_d!!
Great as always. Helena is so right!
nobody does dialogue like you t_d (and no, this isn’t empty flattery. i truly like it!)especially loved this bit: ‘Humdrum’ ..’Henry’.. ‘was it?’
Let’s see what Tina does with this truth. Thank you.
Oooo Helena gets candid and Tina gets an earful. Great!
I love it. :-)