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Chandelier – 37
"Oh, now you deserve it," Alice told her. "Did you bring your Aston Martin?"
Helena and Tina exchanged a look, and Helena decided to do Tina this one favor. "Yes–?"
"Why do you ask?" Tina inquired, taking a sip of her iced tea.
"Why, thanks for asking, TK," Alice grinned, enjoying how Tina had always been the straight man — no pun intended — in the comedy routine in her head. "Well, funny story, actually."
"I bet it is," Tina said.
"Care to tell us? Helena pressed.
"It all started when — "
"WHAT?" Came the unmistakable voice of Kit Porter from her office.
Tina kept her gaze on Alice, although she was infinitely grateful to Bette for bearing the brunt of Kit’s reaction.
"What the fuck could that have been," Alice noted, then turned back to Tina and Helena. "Well, as I was saying, it all started when Lara’s friend who was the assistant to the caterer at this certain event said the van bringing the cakes had gotten into a car accident, and had called Lara to bring what she can to the party."
For some reason, as Shane noticed and Alice didn’t, Tina was the one who took a deep breath.
"So Lara, Shane and I brought some Planet cakes to this event and what do we find?"
Helena looked at Tina. "Do tell."
Alice smirked, and turned to Shane. "What’s that they say about rocking and knocking?"
Helena and Tina both started coughing uncontrollably, caught by surprise.
"Are you two okay?" Lara asked in concern as she joined the table.
Alice beamed at Tina. "I know, right? After Helena here maintains how it’s all just dating, then suddenly, bam, right outside a dinner for her mother!"
Shane watched as Tina turned red, a phenomenon even Angelica seemed to find interesting, as the one-year-old stared at her mother with much interest.
"Well, go on, tell me who the lady in the car was!" Alice insisted, enjoying Helena’s discomfort.
"In the Aston?" Helena asked, recovering from her shock.
Tina also quickly recovered, and shot Helena a look.
"Well, yeah," Alice grinned. "Was she hot?"
Helena turned to return Tina’s look. "I don’t know, Tina. Was she?"
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great as always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was awesome, please post soon
lol…that was good! keep it coming.
oh, alice…she cracks me up…this was wonderful, i’m really enjoying tina and helena friendship as well…and so glad to see that B&T are outed, now they can date openly
great chapter, tiff! had to restrain from laughing out loud at my working desk ;)
That is a scene I’d love to see happen on the show. They could have a lot of fun with the cameras. lol
What a fun chapter. I loved how you could hear Kit out in the restaurant and Shane and Helena sat smuggly watching it all going on. It was so perfect.
ha this shit was hilarious
splendid!
BUS-TED!!!!!!!
Gettin’ their freak on in the Aston Martin. Gettin’ down with the get down. I love it. TD…you’re amazing. Funny and clever…what more can one ask for? I can picture the entire scene. Well, I gotta go and reread.
Kit bellowed, Tina. That was hilarious. I would have loved to have seen the Aston rocking and a rolling. Alice is too funny. It is going to be interesting to see how both Kit and Alice respond to Bette and Tina’s outing. Angelica just sitting there taking it all in. Can’t wait to see what else will happen.
Funny. Post more.
Wonderful.
That was great fun.
i can pictre it all – poor alice! thanks Tiff
I’ve not seen many Aston Martins. I remember a coupe at an auto show. Sexy/expensive/cute as hell. Rather tight for interior space, though. Oh well, in fiction it’s plenty big enough. What has Lara been putting in the muffins to make Alice so dense?
I love that Tina’s only response to Kit’s request for her to explain is “Surprise”…….LMAO!
I would love a surprise like that…thanks Tiff
Good chapter. This is funny and Alice is crazy. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Hi,I just wanted to tell you that I love this story. Okay…I love every story you’ve written so far, but I really love this one. You’re story is so realistic and true to the characters that it’s just like watching the show…only better, of course. Please, continue soon.
You write with such delightful humour. Thanks!
excellent! poor Tina i thing i never will tell this (cause Tina is so lucky to has Bette)but i don’t want to be in her shoes in this time not wiht an angry Kit.
Terrific! Hilarious! More please.
LOL Good one!
Too funny! You do humour as well as you do all the rest. Thanks.
That’s hilarious as long as Kit takes it well.
Good one, had me laughing and Kit be gentle on T. Thank you.
lol, I loved this chapter.. My favourite so far.. I too, want to see this on the show.. Loved the Helena and Tina exchanges..
haha, so good! loved it!
I had a smile on my face, the whole chapter, thanks.
That was awesome, which is not a surprise.
more soon please, gotta love the comedy…
LOL. surprise eh?hehehe…
Great story. Loved the Helena & Alice moments too. ;-)