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Chandelier – 48
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Alice stormed up to Bette. "The runt child knew before I did?"
Bette looked up at her, puzzled, then turned to Angelica beside her. "Is Aunt Alice making sense to you, Angel?"
"No." Angelica replied simply, not taking her gaze and attention away from the toddler’s 2×2 version of a Rubik’s Cube that Bette had given her earlier.
Alice took the seat opposite Bette. "So I was talking to this kid, right?"
"What kid?" Bette asked, not taking her eyes off Angelica, who had completed one whole side of red. She grinned at her daughter, who showed her accomplishment to her mother.
"The kid. Tina’s neighbor-slash-babysitter?" Alice reminded.
"Oh. Andrea." Bette nodded. "Feisty, isn’t she?"
"She’s annoying!" Alice exclaimed. "All hyper and sarcastic and she just does not back down from her interrogation!"
Bette lifted an eyebrow.
"Anyway, that child told me she’s known almost from the very beginning that you and TK were all cuddly?" Alice demanded. "I’m your best friend, B. Porter! Me!"
"Bee," Angelica grinned at Bette, who smiled back. "Mama, ahh."
Bette looked at her blankly for a moment, then remembered she’d been sharing her apple pie with her daughter. Bette fed her a forkful.
Angelica grinned. "Mmmm."
"Yup, mmmm." Bette agreed.
Alice rolled her eyes, and snapped her fingers. "Porter!"
Angelica turned to Alice. She looked at her own hand, trying to imitate the snapping motion.
Alice leveled Bette with a look. "Why am I the last to know?"
"Took her a while to talk to you, though," Bette noted thoughtfully, while Angelica turned back to her toy. "She told me she needed to have the report done right away."
"Beside the point," Alice said dismissively.
Bette shrugged. "She’s Tina’s next door neighbor. She took one or two facts and put two and two together."
"Oh, now she wants to be a reporter, too? Why don’t you date her and just replace me completely?" Alice said snidely.
"Date who?" Tina asked, as she and Shane joined the table.
Angelica looked up, and showed Tina her cube, now completely organized.
"Ta da," Bette said proudly.
"Ta da," Angelica echoed.
"Oh, you’re brilliant," Tina cooed, pecking Angelica’s cheek as she sat down beside Angelica. "But I suspect Mama B’s going to give you the real one pretty soon."
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Love it when someone can put something over on Alice. Love Angie telling Alice NO this was a cute one. thanks
love this story tiff! alice being speechless(priceless)please post soon…….. you made my boring sunday nite better thank you!
Loved the references to the show (Tina’s eyeroll, Lara referring to B&T making out during the mission). And Angie is such a cutie pie!
Alice is so funny. She acts like Bette and Tina need to give her a play by play of their lives. What next will Bette have to call her when she hops off of Tina? ” I just finished Al… wanted you to know I rocked her world again…holla!” Please post soon love your writing.
ROFL sky what the hell? xD Oh and I’m back to say grats on the award! =)
omg Dana’s the last to know! that’s the way it should always be. loved the update!
incredible! so good! thanks for the post!
Love your portrayal of the characters through your amazing dialog!! Alice is too funny!!!
And Congrats on the Fanfic award!!
Congrats on your award! You’re the shit! I love how Alice is always so flustered while B & T always seem like they’ve just swallowed a canary. Funny, witty banter. Smart and intelligent dialogue. Tiffie…You ROCK, girl.
Wow, All the girls are back in the planet. The statement about TK’s eyes not getting stuck was hilarious. Angie is just the cutest baby. As Alice said in an earlier chapter, I want an Angelica. This post has made my day, thanks!
God I feel like Dana. Congrats on the award. You deserve it oh master of the Tibette reunion.
This story is great. The humor, the drama. This chapter just reminded me how much I’m gonna miss Dana. Thanks for takin the time
Good chapter. Alice is funny and love when Angei say no to her. Bette and Tina are so cute. Ok post soon please, thanks!
Great writing, great dialogue, great humour and love the Angelica momements, nice one Dana’s back… you’re da bomb, congrats!!!!
hello tiff_duke, the way this story is told is so real. you can feel and see the characters just in front of you, no even better: you are in the middle of them and that is just amazing to feel being part of a story. thanks. always looking forward to see where this story is going. great humour.
I love reading your story TD! It’s funny, smart, amazing and so easy to read! Love it!
Great update, love it. The banter back and forth and Alice being out of the loop is priceless.
Great as usual tiff!!! One tiny question: how old is baby boo? because she’s the smartest baby I’ve ever known of!! LOL Anyway, congrats on the award, you totally rock!!! Love this story, such a happy B&T family… POst soon please!!!
I smiled during the complete chapter, thank you. The portraying of Alice was hilarious, the interactions between the characters splendid.
Congrats Tiff. Your award is completely deserved. You have a way with words and I am grateful you share them with us. Thank you Tiff, your stories brighten up my day :)
It’s so good to have a story where I can actually chuckle! The thing that drew me to the L Word in the first place was the humour amongst the gang – sadly lacking in S3 – I love how you write the playfulness between the girls.
It’s so good to have a story where I can actually chuckle! The thing that drew me to the L Word in the first place was the humour amongst the gang – sadly lacking in S3 – I love how you write the playfulness between the girls.
That was funny! Damn..I wish the show were like this.
Poor Al, finally got the comfort from Dana. lol
Cheese level again! Poor Al, so left out!
… and my day is made …
Alice blows a gasket! Loved it! …Dana appearing gives me chills, even though she’s not …I can’t say the word…in your story. I guess she can live on forever in fanficland. God bless all you well-intentioned merciful authors! …Dana lives! Pass it on…
references are great, alice was funny and at least she wasn’t the last…B&T are too cute together and angelica is the brightest baby…glad to see Dana is back…as usual, one of the best stories here
Hey Tiff..i think you have a lil thing for baby Angelica. She always manages to steal these oh so funny scenes. Really she’s the star. Her momma’s are incredible, but i love that kid. Your writing is always excellent.Each od their dialogues are so real and believable. Alice is crazy funny. Her and and baby need a day, just for themselves.Aboslutely wonderful. funny and witty, and sharp. I always enjoy it. As someone already wrote “You rock.” And congrats on the award. You deserve it.