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Circumbendibus Chapter 5
Tina grabbed her ringing cell phone, to see “Alice” in the little caller ID screen
“Hel…”
“Details details details!!! I need details!” Alice interrupted Tina’s attempt at a greeting
“You want details?” Tina smirked, “Pink trim with blue spirals and tiny little white stars.”
“What?!? I want details about you and Bette! Are you home? Can I come over?”
“OK” The doorbell rang. “Hold on Al, I ordered wallpaper for Angie’s room, I think that’s it”
“Surprise!” Alice walked in and took the phone away from Tina’s ear. “I am DYING for details! I’m also dying from hunger pains, as you can probably see from my oh-so-sexy-svelte-ano figure!”
“Sure, I’ve got some stuff in the fridge. And don’t worry fatty, the ano look is so on the way out!” Tina laughed and Alice turned and looked at her, dead serious:
“We should send Shane a memo. Note to Shane: Thin is no longer in. Make your slutty whores feed you after they fuck you. Love Tina and Alice. Kiss.” Alice began to rifle through Tinas fridge
“Holy crap Kennard, could you possibly fit anymore food into this fridge? What are you preparing for a snow-in? Cas I hate to break it to you, sweetie, but its May, and we live in LA, and its called global warming, not global cooling, and with they way that’s going there wont even be snow for snow ins soon enough. It just really…” Alice stopped abruptly. “Fuck! I’m so sorry T”
“Its just snow. Don’t worry too much, some genius somewhere will come up with a way to fix it, everything’ll be fine”
“You’re wallpapering Angie’s room, I’m sorry I didn’t cop on sooner.” She turned around to face Tina, putting her free arm on her shoulder, with the remains of the box of sardine-cornflake-bake in her other hand, “You really have to stop eating this crap every time things go bad with Bette. I swear, that week after Candice where you ate nothing but this vile concoction left its smell in my apartment. I swear, some days I’m just snoozing on my kitchen table and I wake up and I smell it!”
“Ok first of all, stop sleeping on your kitchen table, its really weird, and secondly, my date with Bette was well, in a word, awesome.” Tina smiled and muttered quietly to herself “Really really awesome” She took the container from Alice’s hand. “Bette must have put this in there. Its from our date”
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Bette you cant give a women mouth to mouth and then say I cant!!!! you know you still love tina now fixed this..tina get up the vent and claim your women,sorry calm your women down.im bad *wink* p.p.s.
I was thinking that I had read this alread then I remembered why. Bette can not deny her love for Tina much longer. I hope that it comes out soon for both of their sakes.
Hope Tina catch up with Bette and talk!
Ok, what’s with Bette. She has to be realizing at this point that Jodi isn’t the one. Tina better get her but up that vent and calm Bette down. This date can’t be over yet.
Bette is confused because she is still very much in love with Tina, but she wants to be committed to Jodi. Hope fully Tina will stay strong and show her where her heart truly belongs.
wtf?….is B ever gonna stop running? and just b4 I at to read this I made myself sardines on toast…not the same as cornflakes and sardines but close…get rid of Jodi soon…PPS
I meant ‘sat to read’…
Yo, what is up with Bette? Jodi is a cocky little asshole with her “fool around with her but save the good stuff for me” type line. I get that Tina hurt Bette.. but damn, she is so putting herself out on the line here. If Bette doesn’t appreciate it.. someone else will.
Fuck Tina, my jeans are caught, help!! Fuck, serio…….. Hold on a second!! This is Franklins office! What the hell are we doing in the CAC?!?” Bette latched onto Tina’s waist her face now in Tina’s ass, as Tina put her head back up into the vent, through Bettes legs, to free Bettes jeans which had snagged on the edge where the grid had been. They fell into a heap, with Bette lying on top of Tina, laughing.
This whole paragraph was so hilarious lol!!!
and what the hell just happen…argh the push and pull