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    Circumbendibus Chapter 5

    “Yeah, sorry, I have a meeting with Damien Hirst about doing a guest lecture at four, and then… Well I’m busy tonight”

    “What? With what? What are you doing tonight that made you go all weird?”

    “Its nothing, really. Actually I have my second date with Tina. Sorry.”

    “Oh, right, cool. You don’t need to be weird Bette, I gave you permission. Mess around with her all you want, just as long as you save the good stuff for me” She pulled Bette into an embrace giggling, unable to see Bette’s worried look as she bit down on her lower lip and furrowed her forehead.

    <Thursday afternoon>

    “Ok, Tina, operation super secret second date is good to go!”

    “Thanks Alice, you managed to get around ok without being recognised?”

    “Oh yeah. And, I also managed to rob this for you!” Alice pulled a little Spiderman ball out of her purse. “This is some grade A planting evidence” Tina hugged her friend and pocketed the ball “I also brought you a few more nice little tricks.” She handed Tina some silver glitter glue, a stick of charcoal, some glue, some sachets of salt, some thumbtacks, and a tube of gel.

    “What does this do?” Tina asked, referring to the gel.

    “That is heat activated stink gel”

    “Cool.” Tina laughed at Alice’s creativity. “Thanks. I feel sick now though. Partially because of what we’re going to do and partly because I’m not sure Bette will even go along with it.”

    “Hey, as dates go, its different alright, but come on, its Bette. She’d jump into a vat of sewage for you.”

    “That’s disgusting! Why would I ever make Bette jump into raw sewage?”

    “Well, you know, maybe you dropped an earring in there or something.” Alice smirked as Tina stifled a laugh and rolled her eyes. “Quit worrying and go get ready. Everything will be fine.”

    “I really hope so. God, if I fuck this up……….”

    <Later that afternoon>

    “Bette!!! Your wearing a suit! A Dolce & Gabanna suit! How is that inconspicuous black casuals?” Tina laughed at Bettes attempt to dress down, as she stood in front of her in dark blue jeans, an old black hoodie and a pair of converses.

    “Tina where the hell are we going? If you’d just tell me I’d know how to prepare”

    Comments

    1. Bette you cant give a women mouth to mouth and then say I cant!!!! you know you still love tina now fixed this..tina get up the vent and claim your women,sorry calm your women down.im bad *wink* p.p.s.

    2. I was thinking that I had read this alread then I remembered why. Bette can not deny her love for Tina much longer. I hope that it comes out soon for both of their sakes.

    3. Ok, what’s with Bette. She has to be realizing at this point that Jodi isn’t the one. Tina better get her but up that vent and calm Bette down. This date can’t be over yet.

    4. Bette is confused because she is still very much in love with Tina, but she wants to be committed to Jodi. Hope fully Tina will stay strong and show her where her heart truly belongs.

    5. wtf?….is B ever gonna stop running? and just b4 I at to read this I made myself sardines on toast…not the same as cornflakes and sardines but close…get rid of Jodi soon…PPS

    6. Yo, what is up with Bette? Jodi is a cocky little asshole with her “fool around with her but save the good stuff for me” type line. I get that Tina hurt Bette.. but damn, she is so putting herself out on the line here. If Bette doesn’t appreciate it.. someone else will.

    7. Fuck Tina, my jeans are caught, help!! Fuck, serio…….. Hold on a second!! This is Franklins office! What the hell are we doing in the CAC?!?” Bette latched onto Tina’s waist her face now in Tina’s ass, as Tina put her head back up into the vent, through Bettes legs, to free Bettes jeans which had snagged on the edge where the grid had been. They fell into a heap, with Bette lying on top of Tina, laughing.

      This whole paragraph was so hilarious lol!!!

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