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Collision Course 4.09
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“Maybe… someone… took her home…,” hiccupped Alice. “But the whole vampire thing, been there, done that… not so fun… well, the sucking part is…”
“She’s straight!” roared Sam, making a few people turn their heads to look at her. Sam made a face at one of them, then turned to look at the very drunk Alice.
“All girls are straight…,” began Alice, then adding a hiccup, “until they aren’t…”
“Oh fuck, who said that?” asked Sam with a laugh, sighing and hoping that Jayden was alright. Sam had wanted to take her out and let her relax, Jayden was sometimes wound to tight. In the immortal words of Ferris Beuller, Jayden was so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up her ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.
“Shane,” hiccupped Alice, taking a peanut and tossing it up in the air, it promptly bounced off her nose and landed in Sam’s drink.
“Oh, excellent.”
Sam said nothing more, checking her phone and finding a good night message from Jesse, who was staying with Gus in the back yard of Lindsay and Melanie’s house tonight. The thought of Shane gave her goose bumps, or as Jesse might say in French, frissons.
Shane, the lovely sexy woman who was frequently calling on her for midnight booty calls. Not that Sam minded, but it seemed that Shane was the same Shane that had broken Carmen’s heart. This put Sam in an awkward position. She was fucking her assistant’s ex, who still wanted said assistant. Shane was definitely still in love with Carmen, or at the very least, still not over her. Sam thought that the next time Shane showed up, she was going to send her packing, right into Carmen’s long sexy arms.
“I need another …ink…” said Alice, looking around drunkenly for the waiter. Instead, she stood, grabbing a drink from the table behind them, and downing it before the insulted woman could protest.
“Fuck…,” groaned Sam, standing up and grabbing Alice, spinning her around and Alice fell against her, instantly passing out, her head on Sam’s shoulder, leaving a drool mark there. “Oh for the love of pete…,” groaned Sam. Holding Alice against her, digging into her pocket and handing the woman whom Alice had stolen the drink from and gave her the first bill she found, a hundred. “For the drink.”
Sam swung Alice into her arms, hoisting her off her feet, “Damn girl, you are heavy…,” muttered Sam.
Sam carried Alice out of The Planet, the bartender watched, saying out load, “That’s one way to get the girl…, me Tarzan, you Jane… wait, no, me Jane, you Jane too…,” the bartender gave up, and went back to serving drinks and not serving up jokes.
Sam propped Alice up against her own car, a sleek new Porsche, “All I wanted was a date…” sighed Alice, slipping towards the ground in her drunken stupor. Sam quickly grabbed her, righting her and dug into her pockets for her keys.
“That’s it, I wanted a simple, no frills date with the hottest hottie in La La land… is that tooo much to ask? SERIOUSLY!” yelled Alice and Sam finally got the door open. Sam wondered what she was going to do with Alice, drop her off at Shane’s? Or Bette’s? She knew where both lived, or bring her home, since Jesse wasn’t there to witness the drunken woman’s behavior.
“No, it isn’t Alice, now, come on and get in the…” her words were cut short, Alice bent over, and promptly threw up on Sam’s shoes, a green splatter exploded and Sam could smell the bile already. Alice then hiccupped again and threw herself into Sam’s car, passing out, yet again.
Sam looked up at the sky, sighed, looked down at her shoes and shook her head, “Tell me, what lesbian god did I PISS off to deserve a day like this?”
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If every lesbian looked like Bette Porter then everyone would switch, eh? give Bette a break. She’s smart, sexy and delicious.
Have to agree w/ Lilah, the Tibette ship has sailed & passed. Would love to see Bette with anyone else but Tina. Same for Tina as well.Alice & Ro? Hmm don’t know, Luv Alice’s jealousy though. Poor Sam, having to deal w/ drunken vomit, something I would hate to deal with. Its too early in your fic for me to guess where you are going w/ this story cause you’ll just throw me for a loop. Luv the chap.
Sweet!!! I’m lovin’ where you’re takin’ this story!!!! Boy, Ro seemed pretty pissed when Tina compaired her to my girl, Shane . . . can’t wait to see where you take that . . . I’m also pretty excited to see where you take the whole Shane/Carmen thang . . . Don’t keep me waitin’ 4 long!!!! Doin’ a n awesome job, Baby-girl!!! Like always from me, LYLAS ;-p
Bette is working her magic on yet another HOT straight girl….oh goody! Sam is too funny as she bitches to the Lesbian Goda about Alice. I’m not liking this Rosita’ chick too much. She is sneaky and competitive. Post soon.
Poor Al, she’s gonna have one big hangover in the morning. And she’s gonna have to clean Sam’s shoes lol. I liked it when Ro got angry with Tina’s comment on the Shane comparison. Shane seems to be a weak spot in Ro’s mind, and I don’t think it’s only because of Shane and Carmen’s history. As for Bette, I don’t think you’re being to evil for her, so carry on lol ;).
Why is it so hard to be a little nice to Bette? Would it kill you? So will Bette be responsible for getting another straight woman to fall for her? Namely Jayden? As usual Tina is confused…I say let her see Bette with someone else (besides Helena…thank god you didn’t go there in this story) and see if se remains confused.
Jayden and Bette?, Now that could be an interesting pairing. It would be fun to see Bette seduce her into joining her team. Anyway, right now it is definitely hard to figure out which direction you will have them all going in. That’s what is so fun about your stories…I have always loved the characters that you created and this is going to be very interesting to see who will pair up with who, now that in this story some of them are so different. Always looking forward to the next….!
Yeah,, be nice to my Bette. Love to see TiBette fighting for each other. They reallyare meant for each other. Love the story and the comical aspects to it.
Oh how I adore your writing, let me count the ways….:) Poor Alice. She is going to feel so much worst in the morning. And, whoever your secret e-mailer is, send her a big thank you from me…cause I love my Bette!!! Thanks!!
Lijah…are you against them in this story or totally…really think about your answer as I gather some tar and feathers….lol
Let me start by saying I’m completely against the TiBette thing. I think they are horrible together. I think Bette and Sam would be nice, but that’s just me. I love your story as always.
Hey lady, Get the garden plowed and Julie putting in a fall garden. This is a one handed comment fell dislocatated my right shoulder. Dont mop kitchen floor and walk on it before drying.. For some reason cant get to comment on other site. I love this story,Sam is so darn cute Lets be nicer to Bette she needs loving too. If not Tina some one as nice as Tina is. Get on the ball and send us at least one chapter a week. I love your stories. thanks