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Collision Course 4.81
“Ohhhh… listen to that. The big, bad, Head Mistress has spoken,” giggled Alice, while tossing the chicken into the microwave. “Listen, out there are a hundred teenagers, and the ONLY thing on their minds is sex. Sex, sex, and more sex. If you think telling them they can’t do it will stop them, you’ve got another thing coming,” said Alice.
“How would you know?” asked Natalie, putting the large tub of ice cream into the freezer.
“I was a teenager once, weren’t you?” asked Alice. Finding a cold soda in the fridge, she popped the tab and took the now warm chicken out of the microwave.
Natalie sighed, remembering just how most of her teenage years were spent, “No, not really. I grew up here and when I was a teenager I moved to Europe. I didn’t have much of a childhood…,” smirked Natalie, sitting down next to Alice. That had been true, but most of it had been Natalie’s choice.
“Sad, soooooooo sad,” lamented Alice, her hand to her chest in mock sympathy. Looking at Natalie, seeing that Natalie was looking at her ice cream longingly, and scooping some chocolate into her mouth.
“And you are in synch, with your inner child, right?” asked Natalie, swallowing away some of the wanton feelings that crept up whenever Alice was around. What was it about Alice that seemed to click those feelings on inside of Natalie.
“I am, so after I finish eating this, which is, by the way, by far some of the best chicken I’ve eaten in a long time,” said Alice, between heaping mouthfuls of food. “We’re going to connect you with your inner child.”
“I’ll be sure to tell Eric that you liked it,” said Natalie.
“Isn’t Eric Quin’s dad?” asked Alice, tearing apart the chicken with her fingers, not bothering with the fork, gulping cold soda and looking at Natalie for an answer to her question.
“Yes,” replied Natalie. “She told you.”
“No, I asked Julie, and she told me,” answered Alice with a knowing look. Alice didn’t always have to go to the source to get answers, she was one better than Perez Hilton, she had the lesbian phone tree.
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Well, for once, insomnia has led to something good. Welcome back! That was some really smokin build up with Natalie and Al, loved it. I liked Alice sticking up for her… (girl?)friend with Spencer. And I see Tina is jealous, too bad. If she snoozes, she’ll lose… again. She’s lost Quin for good, and Bette is moving on. Glad you had fun, JM, and good luck with the new job. Thanks for the chapter, cheers!
Spencer is a brat. Love Natalie and Alice that was cute and now sexy At least Alice got her in bed. Tina is jealous,but Bette is not moving on from Tina. Just trying to keep from running to Tina. Just some wee baby steps. Glad you enjoyed your vacation. Must have done you a world of good. Your writing is smooth in this chapter. Was going to say sweet,do you do sweet? Good lucky with your new job. Thanks for no mass killing and Alice might have found the love of her life. thanks bvh
Wow…dare I hope for a B&T reunion??? Cute interactions between Alice & Nat and nice touch helping Tina/Quin come full circle with their relationship. Great anecdote chapter to your others =) and did I read it right? you’re going to continue with Le Bandwagon??? Sweet, it must be your new job that inspire or made you do it…lol, good luck and thanks.
I soooo need your energy, what with the new job & all, congrats to that. Natalie & Alice were very cute together. Glad to see Natalie was just doubtful & not purposely misleading. With all the things that Spencer has faced, I tend to forget that she is a teenager prone to bitchy, childish behavior, luv what Alice had to say to her. Angelica makes me laugh, I can just picture the attitude that a child that age can give. Loved it.
Awfully calm in this chapter. Eye of the storm? Or is the joke on us–no more twists and turns–which would be the biggest twist of all!!!!
Okay, Bettyvhall just said everything I was going to! Spencer is a brat, and Alice shows a glimpse of her Yoda side, and then switches right into her sexy side! Natalie is cute when she is nervous. Tina is jealous…Bette does want Tina (in my opinion) but is stopping herself from jumping right back into it. Maybe because there is a part of her that is still in love with Jo, she doesn’t want Tina to only get a part of her heart. Yet, I think there is a part of Bette that is still in love with Tina. Besides, Bette should know that when she loves, she loves completely…not part-ways. What a nice surprise to wake up to this! Thanks!!
I love alice and natalie as for bette and tina whats going on there can’t wait to find out please post soon I love this story so much great update
Hey JM, “lighthearted is moi”… not the first descriptive word that comes to mind, but I like that you are keeping up your giggle factor…too cute! Gotta love the Alice. Setting Tina straight, setting Spencer straight, and then making sure Natalie wasn’t too straight. Great chapter, even the continued B&T teasing. Today is Friday so I am anxiously awaiting your juicy morsel!
JM so glad you finally got Alice and Natalie together. Funny you had Alice remember everything. So dense Bette is! Well lets see how Bette date goes with this “new” addition to the story. Doesn’t Bette and Tina notice that their daughters conversation is a little mature considering her age?