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Complications, Chapter 19
“Uh-oh…” Tina murmured, rolling her eyes.
“No. I’m serious, guys.”
“I wanna hear your plan, Al.” Dana said, smiling at her girlfriend.
“Aw, thanks, Dane. But you’re only saying that because you wanna get laid.”
“Hey, a girl’s gotta eat, right?” Everybody joined in a laugh at the joke, including Alice.
“No, but seriously. Jenny, do you think you can get Carmen to come shopping with us?”
“I can try.”
“Do or do not, there is no try.” There was silence around the room. “Man, it would’ve been funnier if Shane was here.”
“Oh, I get it. Yoda says that in Star Trek!” Dana added, much to the amusement of everybody else.
“I’m not talking to you anymore, Dana.” Alice said, shaking her head in disappointment.
”What did I say?”
“Anyway, my plan is this: We get Carmen to come shopping with us, then we dress Shane up as Santa Claus, and have Carmen sit on her lap.”
Everybody stared at Alice in complete shock and bewilderment.
“You can’t be serious, Al.” Bette said, laughing slightly and hoping to god it was a joke.
“No, I’m serious.”
“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Jenny added, staring at her in fascination.
“Okay, fine. How about we just get them both lost in a store together. That could work, right?”
“Good. Then that’s the plan. But where?”
“Victoria’s Secret?” Dana offered, and they all nodded.
”That’s it, Dana! You’re a genius! I’ll tell Carmen I have a friend that’s about the same height, weight and cup size as her and ask her to try some things on. Then, we lock her and Shane in a changing room together! Okay, who’s in?” Alice said, looking around excitedly at the rest of the group who remained silent. “It’s either this or Shane-a Claus.”
Everybody burst into agreement for the Victoria’s Secret idea and Alice smiled contentedly.
“All right, Jenny. Call Carmen!”
“I’m so sorry, Carmen, but Alice is insisting. I promise it won’t be that bad. Just pretend to hate Shane for a couple hours, then fake a cough or something.”
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Oh that was MUCH better. ;) Does anyone think the formatting looks a little off? I see a lot of these things between paragraphs: !–[if !supportEmptyParas]–>
hmm that was better, bit to be honest, the title of this chappy had me thinking owww baby Tina in some sexy lingerie and Bette being the baby and all drooling while taking it off. never the less was still good. no need to *run off crying*…LOL!!!! POST SOON!!!
The language is kinda both Swedish and Finnish, can’t ever make up my mind about that…(a split soul from the day I was born I guess!! lolz!!) I know it’s kinda pathetic but I totally laughed my ass off in my appartement while reading this chap, totally loved it…by the way “all she wanted to do was fuck her right on the McDonald’s counter in the food court”, where did that come from?? Haha!! lolz
Yeah that was nice P!
Oh Alice is funny and crazy!
. . . . ~shocked look~ . . . I can’t believe you just stopped . . . I mean I was really into the whole Sharmen scene and you just STOPPED!!! I could seriously have had a heart attack!!! LMFAO!!! Anyways, so I missed out on the last post . . . I left one though ~smiles~ . . . This is an awesome fic and you need to hurry up and post cause I wanna’ know what happens, NOW!!! LOL =D Like always from me, LYLAS ;-p
ok, I get it you like B’n’T but you left me hanging with the Sharmen…you can’t do that to me! great update btw…
yeah! u must continue the sharmen events in that room !
Too funny. Shane pretending not to be interested in Carmen while she was changing into all those ‘barely there’ lingerie. Plz continue the dressing room scene, more Sharmen luvin’.
Okay, last chapter was great, just too short–lol. I feel totally out of the loop. What other site are you writing for? Is it L Word fanfic, cause I’m kinda a junky :). Wonderful chapter. Wonder what Carmen and Shane will do to keep themselves occupied :).
Great Job again!!! I love this story… Whatever will they do indeed! Where is that love though! Thanks for such a quick update!