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    Desperate Housedykes 3.05 – JadedRogue/Janet Marie

    Story written on January 17, 2006 by TheLWankers.
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    Setting up the Girls to help Bette on her … mission… JadedRogue/Janet Marie

     

                “Real lesbians don’t take it in the ass.”  Moira voiced, swinging her head to the left to get her hair from her face.  Bette blinked, wondering if she had a tank of helium stuck up her ass.  She also needed a haircut.  Bette groaned; leave it to Jenny to find a butch dyke with a high pitched voice.

     

                “Everyone this is Moira, Moira this is everyone.”  Jenny began and Shane stood with her mouth hanging open. 

     

                “Hey.”  Moira said.

     

                “Is it me, or does Moira sound like a mix of Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse, with a dash of Jennifer Tilly for effect?”  Helena whispered to Tina who shrugged, handing Angelica off to Kit.  Baby looked more like Bette than it did her.

     

                “So!”  Alice came into the room, holding her Yogurt cup so that everyone could see the name, “We are gonna help lil miss Bette clean her karma, she’s got like 1500 bad hits and she needs to reverse the curse!” 

     

                “Oh?”  Jenny glanced at Carmen, who shrugged and wiggled her fingers down the back of Shane‘s pants.  Shane jumped and then giggled. 

     

                “Real lesbians don’t like ass play.”  Moira insisted and Helena rolled her eyes, real lesbians didn’t sound like that!  There had to be a law somewhere about gender bending women having to have deep voices, there had to be.  Helena thought.

     

                Bette went to get The List and with a flourish unrolled it, right up against Moira’s army surplus boots across the room.  Steeled toe of course, never know when you’ll need to do a lil ass kicking.  “You wrote it on pink paper?  What kinna dykes are you guys?”  Moira asked in her squeaky voice.

     

                “Ones that fuck women?”  Dana asked, “Duh?  What kinna dyke are you?”  Dana shot back at her.

     

                “One that could kick your”  Dana stood with her hands up in front of her, waving her fists.  Dancing from one foot to the other, jabbing at the air in a comical manner, Lara grabbed her flailing fists and pushed them down.  Dana wasn’t much of a fighter and still needed to work on the lover part of the equation too.

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    3. Bette blinked, wondering if she had a tank of helium stuck up her ass. She also needed a haircut. Bette groaned; leave it to Jenny to find a butch dyke with a high pitched voice….my sentiments exactly!!

    4. Tha PAIN! Tha HORROR! Tha absolute INSANITY! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! My abs are hurting from laughing so fucking hard. You guys ROCK!!!WARNING: Do not read while you eat! You’ll be shitting outta your nose! LMFAO!

    5. ROFLOL, too funny!! “Bette wondered if she had enough duct tape to tape them all down, Tina included.” Helena in the circle, but still hating the queen…what’s up with that? “Baby looked more like Bette than it did her.” I am glad that I am not the only that thought Tina seems disconnected from the baby. We need the humor so please keep going.

    7. Oh no….I thought I saw traces of the Jaded ROgue in there…I’m not ready for this!….I need atleast 3 months advance notice so I can go into bootcamp training mode…..**locking myself in underground fall out shelter**

    8. Ya’ll are so darn funny.Alice is wackie with out pill.How did Helena get in this mess. Tina doe seems to be disconnected from the baby. Bette has her in her arms more than Tina does. Jenny G/F well she like a lot to be desired Thanks for taking your time and your wit to post thanks bvh

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