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    Desperate Housedykes 3.05 – JadedRogue/Janet Marie

    Story written on January 17, 2006 by TheLWankers.
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    Setting up the Girls to help Bette on her … mission… JadedRogue/Janet Marie

     

                “ENOUGH, when did we start getting all ghetto?  Geezz Dana you couldn’t fight anyone even if you had six hands.  Ok, Bette, what is the next mission?”  Alice asked, bouncing up and down on her feet.  Still wearing her fuzzy wuzzy pink slippers. 

     

                “I have to find this woman I went to college with, Leola Storm and tell her that I slept with her mother.”  They all gasped, “And her brother too.”

     

                “I KNEW you liked fucking men!”  Tina blurted out.

     

                “You’re the cyber sex addicted masturbator!”  Bette shot back.

     

                “Best sex I’ve had in months.”  Tina muttered and everyone moved around uncomfortably and finally, Helena, the cool minded woman who always knew what to do.

     

                “So the search for Leola should begin how?  Via internet?  Phone calls to fellow alumni?  Perhaps we need to hire private”  Helena snapped her fingers for the words.

     

                “Dicks?”  Alice offered and Shane slapped her forehead dramatically.  Carmen giggled and said.

     

                “Isn’t this better?”  As she asked that, Carmen slapped her ass and Moira shook her head.

     

                “Real lesbians”

     

                “WE KNOW!”  Everyone yelled and the butch ex waitress turned dude wanna be stuffed her hands into her jeans. 

     

                “Geez  LA lesbians are sensitive.”  Moira groaned and Jenny was chewing on a nail. 

     

                “Enough!  The lot of you are annoying.  It’s no wonder Alice is insane and had a pharmacy in the louve.” 

     

                “HEY!”  Everyone yelled and Helena grunted softly.

     

                “Bette?”  Helena asked and Bette nodded, “Where shall we begin?”

     

                “Well, Leola works at this club on the outskirts of town, she owns it.  So I guess we could go there and I can see if I can talk to her.  Tell her what I did.”  Bette said softly, thinking it was going to take her a lifetime to get through this list. 

     

                “All right then.  I suggest I call my limo and we all pile in and take a little field trip.”  Helena said as she began to dial the number.

     

                “Hell yes, we are on a mission!”  Alice roared and the gang groaned, since they all knew just what Alice and her so called Mission‘s brought.  Chaos.  Mayhem.  Insanity.  
     

     

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    3. Bette blinked, wondering if she had a tank of helium stuck up her ass. She also needed a haircut. Bette groaned; leave it to Jenny to find a butch dyke with a high pitched voice….my sentiments exactly!!

    4. Tha PAIN! Tha HORROR! Tha absolute INSANITY! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! My abs are hurting from laughing so fucking hard. You guys ROCK!!!WARNING: Do not read while you eat! You’ll be shitting outta your nose! LMFAO!

    5. ROFLOL, too funny!! “Bette wondered if she had enough duct tape to tape them all down, Tina included.” Helena in the circle, but still hating the queen…what’s up with that? “Baby looked more like Bette than it did her.” I am glad that I am not the only that thought Tina seems disconnected from the baby. We need the humor so please keep going.

    7. Oh no….I thought I saw traces of the Jaded ROgue in there…I’m not ready for this!….I need atleast 3 months advance notice so I can go into bootcamp training mode…..**locking myself in underground fall out shelter**

    8. Ya’ll are so darn funny.Alice is wackie with out pill.How did Helena get in this mess. Tina doe seems to be disconnected from the baby. Bette has her in her arms more than Tina does. Jenny G/F well she like a lot to be desired Thanks for taking your time and your wit to post thanks bvh

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