I was completely dumbfounded by Ks ridiculous and hurtful questions. How she had once again managed to get the upper hand in this verbal foreplay was beyond me and I wasnt enjoying it one little bit. And how she knew what was going on was now a burning question I needed answered.

What the . . .what do you mean by that . . .what are you saying exactly? That I am stupid? No, no, no, that cant be babe, I was careful, really sneaky. I only told you what I wanted you to know, what I thought you needed to know so you wouldnt keep asking me questions. No, no, no, Im not stupid K, its YOU, you are the deceitful one, the treacherous one, the one spying and lying. Just exactly how did you find out, huh, HOW?

(IM RUNNING OUT OF STRATEGIES . . .THE WOMAN IS GOOD, RELENTLESS, UNBENDING, SHE ISNT SWEATING OR PANICKING OR ANYTHING.MOTHER ***** ME, SHE IS ONE TOUGH NUT TO CRACK).

And before I knew what hit me, and believe me she did hit me, K reached beside for a pillow and began to beat me up the side of my head. I fell flat on the bed and crossed my arms over my head to protect myself from this homicidal maniac as she tossed out insults with every blow – – words like knucklehead, birdbrain, moron, ***** moron, idiot just to name a few.

But I wasnt going to take this much longer and I certainly wasnt going to take it lying down. In one swift and unexpected move I bolted up as she prepared to take another swing and knocked her backwards off my body. I quickly reached for the other pillow, got to my knees and started returning her attacks, blow for blow. I began shouting back insults as well with every blow – words like crazy wench, madwoman, lunatic, ***** lunatic .

Within seconds the room was filled with soft fluffy feathers as each pillow exploded and the sounds of our dog, Elvis, barking loudly began to annoy us. Together we stopped just long enough to vent our frustrations on that interfering mutt. K turned over on her stomach and looked down at him holding nothing but an empty pillowcase covered in down. I was now sitting on her butt and leaned way over the bed to make sure that mangy mongrel could hear me.