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    Direct

    “What?! You are leaving me like that?”

    “Yeah, I am pretty sure you could figure it out Dane. I am yoda remember? “Shane smirked. Dana rolled her eyes.

    “So bye Dane. Fill me on how you get Alice back tomorrow.”Shane made her way towards the front door.

    “Huh?” Dana leaned against her seat, puzzled. How the hell am I supposed to get Alice back with the word ‘direct’? She thought.

     

    Dana was pacing back and forth in her apartment. Direct direct what the hell is that supposed to mean? Shit? She slumped onto the couch. She looked around her apartment. Empty. She sighed loudly. Ok Dana you can do it. You are the winner of the French open and Wimbledon and there’s no problem for you to win Alice over. Although Tasha was in the army and now LAPD but she’s not as good as you in tennis! You know Alice likes tennis. Ok maybe just a little but you are Alice’s best friends and soul mate, you know it. She’s just playing hard to get Shane already confirmed this. That means she still wants you. So think just think ok.  Dana rubbed her temple and thought deeply. Still nothing came out. She looked at her watch. Shit it’s morning already. Just few hours left before my morning run. What am I going to do? She slumped onto the couch in sleeping position. Ouch that hurts, what is this? She took the item underneath her as she rubbed her head, hoping it was not bleeding. It’s the front door keys. What is it doing here in the morning? I thought I placed it..”

    Then it came to her senses. She looked at the keys, looked away and looked at the front door, and looked away and looked at her watch. She had been alternating between these three items for few repetitions before it finally get to her. Oh my god! Oh my god! She quickly grabbed her car keys and headed out to her car.

     

    Alice was snapped out from her sweet dream when she heard someone knocked onto the door. Go away, she mumbled and continued to sleep, hoping that the dream would continue. Then the knocks became louder and louder. Shit! Alice brought herself up in a seating position. She looked at her alarm clock. What the fuck? She threw the blanket onto the floor and got out from her bed. You are so going to pay for interrupting my dream with Dana in it! She cursed under her breath. But wait. Who would be knocking the door at this time? A thief? Oh Alice don’t be stupid a thief won’t knock and say hey can I come in and rob you? Prufffff. Alice walked towards her door. The knocks didn’t stop. She swallowed hard. Ok calm down. Maybe it’s a drunken Shane. She took a deep breath and peeped at the small hole to see who was at the other side. Her jaw almost dropped at the sight. What the hell? Now?Oh my god! Alice ran to her mirror and tried to sort her bed head and straighten her tank top and shorts.  Ok at least a little presentable now. Ok ok stopped knocking already I’m coming Dane. She took another look at the mirror and stormed out to open the door for Dana.

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    Comments

    1. Loved it!! Thank goodness Shane was there to talk Dana off the ledge. Also love that Shane and Carmen are making another go of it. So many humorous touches — like Dana hitting her head on the table and Kit’s comments, Alice when Dana knocked on the door and Dana trying so hard on the clue. I got a little smile thinking about Dana trying to turn “direct” into an acronym. I gave a little “squee” at the 4 AM kiss recreation and Dana getting “creative”. The conversation in bed was perfect. Just wonderful. Thanks, uhhuh!!

    2. Contagious potty mouth made me laugh so hard. LOL… Dana’s murmuring and Alice’s cursing is soooo cute and I totally love “direct” “creative” Dana! LOL Great chpater, thanks uhhuh :)

    3. hahahahaha another funny yet “creative” story uhhuh..i love the part where alice told dana “Slow down hun, you twist my arm” hahaha can’t help myself from laughing. i wonder how that twisted arm looks like. thank you uhhuh…

    4. This was awesome! loved Dana’s creativity, head bangging, the arm twist LOL and her attempt at being direct. I read your new year story before this so cute thanks for posting.

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