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Double Vision 13
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“So nice I could choke” muttered Helena as she gulped a healthy amount of her wine. She blanched and looked at her glass “What is this? Whatever it is, I need more” her mutterings was then interrupted by the voice of her dreams.
“Hello, sorry I’m late” said Bette, a little tentatively. She regarded the three women seated at the table. What had broken her confident stride was that she had been striding towards the twin her Helena-Alert Buzz had informed was Helena. She had then taken a second look and seen it was actually the other twin who had an affectionate hand placed on her mother’s arm. Whereas the one she thought was Helena seemed uneasy, distant and…well, Estelle-like. In short, Bette couldn’t tell which one was Helena.
Seeing her dilemma, Estelle snickered “You’re going to lose points for that, you know. Not recognising her. Tsk tsk”
Bette glared, immediately knowing who was who. “I knew” she replied haughtily before skirting the table to greet Helena. “I’m sorry, Sweetheart”
“Don’t be, I don’t blame you” smiled Helena warmly and leaned to kiss her beloved “How are you, Darling?”
“Very well now, after seeing you. You look fabulous” answered Bette sweetly, and honestly too. How was it that simply seeing Helena could lift her heart so?
“Ahem” Peggy cleared her throat noisily, making her presence known.
Bette grinned “and you’re looking well yourself, Peggy”
“Always the smooth talker, aren’t you, Bette Porter?” smiled Peggy widely, delighted that this was the woman that had captured her daughter’s heart.
Helena stared “You two know each other?”
“Mm hmm” replied Bette, taking Helena’s hand as she seated herself. “I went to see your mother about increasing funding for the CAC. Actually, it was right after my meeting with…” Bette hesitated, and then narrowed her eyes “… you?”
“Don’t look at me, it was her” laughed Estelle.
Helena blushed as Bette raised her eyebrows at her “That’s true. It was me”
“My my. And you didn’t even make eye contact with me!” reproached Bette playfully. She laughed as Helena turned redder “Its alright, my love, I’m just kidding”
“Love, eh?” Peggy arched an eyebrow.
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Great chapter. I was crying with laughter because of Alice. “Oh I do apologise for being so late, m’hearties”. LOL.
Yey first comment! Thanks so much Monkeywrench (I DO like your name!)Glad this is making you laugh, m’hearty! :D
well dear vvitchy you made us wait a long time for this but it was soo worth the wait. Tears were rolling over my cheeks when I read the inquisition and some time later Alice. Well done sweetie you made my night. PPS
Yay! An update and a damn good one at that too. So…Tina has arrived, that will be so interesting. And Helena and Bette are so cute. I loved how Bette answered Peggy’s questions too. Alice was a hoot! I could totally see her doing that just for the hell of it. Great update.
A mess……..an absolute mess in the making….and I love it!! B didn’t know who was who…but is expertly handling Peggy….Peggy is being…well Peggy…Hel is absolutely smitten (brain out to lunch)…Al is loud and wrong (but so right…LOL) Estelle, well she has Alice and now Tina!!! ROFLOL…Just PPS
Awesome update M’hearty! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! ALice is too much honestly. I love the way Bette handled Peggy and i find it amusing that Helena didn’t know she knew her mother. Now…why is Tina there??
That was so fucking funny, damn Alice. Love the way Bette talk to Paggy and now Tina is there and let see whats next, thanks! Happy New Year Everyone!!!!!
hahah okay, the audience has voted and I think “m’hearties” is a winner!! I’m still chuckling ^o^ Now I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen with Tina on the scene! (hmmm which was how you ended your other story, too…so symmetrical, you are. :P )
My only regret was that I left this for so long to read! This was soo funny!!!!And aw Bette and Helena were just made for each other weren’t they? I think I’m gonna start flying that flag a lot higher again. And you’re making me want to get writing again too! Great job babe. I hope you post soon :)
Laughing and spewing out loud over Alice’s comment.Good to see you again
This was funny…Estelle should have known anything could happen with Alice as her date. What was Tina doing there? Did she know about the dinner plans? If she didn’t this should make for an interesting conversation. Keep posting.
OMG ! This should be so funny and interesting ! What a fantastic cliffhanger, Vvitch ! You sure know how to make your stories thrilling and enthralling, dear ! This just couldn’t get any better. And I just can’t wait to see how this dinner is going to “unfold” now with Tina entering the stage. I’m soooo enjoying this fanfic. Oh, and Peggy Peabody is such a great character ! I truly love her interactions with Bette. Their witty discussions… Those two really are on the same page, aren’t they ? It seems to me they know and understand each other so well. Sometimes I even think they do better than Bette and Helena ( but only for now, of course ). In fact, I’m pretty sure Peggy will be able to read Bette’s mind. I would even go so fare as to say that Peggy only “interrogated” Bette because she wanted to show Helena that she really cared about her, about her happiness… But I’m actually pretty sure that Peggy knew right away that she could trust Bette to be the perfect person for her beloved daughter. I’m sure she had no doubt about Bette’s intentions and I believe she must have felt “relieved” the minute Bette entered the restaurant.Anyway, did I mention I loved this kind of drama ? Did I make it clear that I loved this chapter ( and the previous one, btw, that for some reason I had missed ) ? I beg you not to make us wait too long for your next installment, V, as I’m already holding my breath. By the way, I think you should consider renaming this chapter ” Guess who’s coming for dinner ? “.
OH, V dear, that’s fantastiqueeee…
I’m so glad I read this at home!!!! I was really crying out loud from laughing!!! Priceless! You should warn us “DON’T READ THIS AT WORK! COULD GET YOU FIRED AS YOUR LAUGHS WILL BE HEARD FROM YOUR BOSS’ OFFICE NEXT FLOOR!” Really, vvitch, you overdid yourself another time! Thank you really much for this incredible piece of comedy. I sooo love Bette interactions with Peggy and Estelle. And next one is Tina’s time!!! At last!!!
one word: WOW!!!, going direclty to the next chapter now.