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    Double Vision 18

    Story written on March 30, 2008 by vvitch.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=69072
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    Helena v.2.5

     

    “Hello! You’re talking to your character! Of course you’re sick! In the head!”

     

    Deciding I wouldn’t dignify that with a response, I continue to ponder the existence of the word ‘faffing’. Would what I’ve been doing this past year [yes, it’s been a year *ducking to avoid the avalanche of rotten tomatoes and high heels and mobile phones* (who knows what you people would throw at me?!)] be called ‘faff’? Am I a ‘faffer’?

     

    “I’ve been watching House”

     

    “Like Pands watched 24?” Alice doesn’t miss a beat. You see why I love having other worldly conversations with her?

     

    “No, not quite so zealously”

     

                “Shouldn’t you be watching The L Word?”

     

    “It’s irrelevant to your story, why should you care?”

     

    “I don’t”

     

    I peer at her “Do you want to host a TV show?”

     

    “Nope, I’m good at the radio station. I feel less fake” She says, reaching for a peanut.

     

    “Good”

     

                “Ok”   

     

    “Mm hmm”

     

              “Wait, what were we talking about?”

     

    “I said I’ve been watching House”

     

    “Oh yeah. Did you have a point there?”

     

    I scowl “I like House. I like how he is so coolly detached”

     

    No response. A peanut goes up in the air. It comes down a mile away from Alice.

     

    “Maybe I should write in someone like that”

     

    Alice perks up, but doesn’t say anything, not wanting to interrupt the flow lest she be stuck eating peanuts for all of eternity. She sees a familiar expression. Its one she saw at the beginning of this story “Uh oh”

     

    A slow evil grin spreads across my face

     

    “Is that your answer to everything?”

     

    “It is, actually”

     

                Alice asks hesitantly “Isn’t it kind of tacky?”

     

    “It is, and I’m proud of it” I smile sweetly “How are you liking the peanuts?”

     

                Seeing the veiled threat, Alice grins “Well-played, my friend. Go write”

     

    ~~~

     

    Previously…

     

    “Alright, alright, break it up, you two” said Estelle, re-joining them at the table. Despite her jovial tone, she was anxious, and Helena picked it up immediately.

     

                            “What is it? What’s wrong?”

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    Comments

    1. OMG ! Are my eyes playing tricks on me ??!!! Is this really you Vvitch ??!! As in THE Vvitch ?!! I can’t believe it !! Well, I unfortunately don’t have time to read your chapter right now but I just wanted to say WELCOME BACK V !! You’ve been misssed a lot ! As for me, I will of course read your installment first thing in the morning. You can count on me ! I’m sooo behind in my BeLena reading lately, you have no idea ! Just yesterday I realised I had like 20 chapters of various Helebette stories to catch up on !! … Anyway, I’m really glad that you’re back !!

    2. Clariiiiice! Aw aren’t you the sweetest?! (You are, btw, that wasn’t a rhetorical question! :D) Thanks for welcoming me back! Do read and tell me what you think!

    4. hmmmm….so let’s list the chain of events shall we??….Zheese convinces Pands to buy a headset and webcam….Pands buys said headset and webcam….Pands has a video call with Vvitch…Pands talks/yells/threatens VVitch to write…Vvitch FINALLY updates….and Pands gets slammed in fic???? YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MY LOVELY FIANCE!!!! ;)

    5. Oh. My. Goodness! Heheh…vv, it really is you! I sooo enjoyed this chapter…I really needed some comic relief today! Wanna know more about this Constance too! Heheh…Pands bought a headset…and it only cost me about $300 :P

    6. V, welcome back!! You sure know how to make an entrance/return/splash…this was an excellent bedtime read. Don’t keep us waiting so long on the update–your writing is awesome–such a shame not to share it with us frequently.

    8. V!! I loved the update! So who is this mysterious woman? Like Helena/Estelle but older and casually beautiful…hmmm, so many ways to go with this one! Please post soon…like before my temporary fanfic pass expires, missy! Btw, you ahhh…probably want to give the peanut eater something to do. Al exploring the recesses of your mind can not be a good thing….for either of you! *snicker* *running*

    10. Master V! It’s about time!!!!!!! I fell asleep before I read this and indeed, this is true to form! So, are they truly triplets? Don’t make us wait at all for your next chapter! I know people…lol

    11. Master V !!! This was the funniest ( not to mention craziest, that goes without saying ) thing I have read in a long time. I so knew you wouldn’t disappoint us ! It sure sounds like you’re in great shape ! I hope you indeed took time to go to the beach and get yourself a deep and beautiful tan and relax instead of wasting your time eating peanuts like Alice ! LOL ! This chapter truly cracked me up though.Anyway, so who is this mysterious new sibling, the triplet or Helena and Estelle’s older sister ? A stepsister maybe ? And what on earth happened to Bette, Tina, Dana and the rest of the gang ? I want to know, V ! You can’t just leave us hanging like that. More please !!! And again, I wanted to say that I’m reallly glad you’re back. Your style is still unique and inimitable.

    12. Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back! whew.. wow… vvitch is back. wb. pps

    13. Well I’ll be damned look what the cat dragged in Our own Master V in person. Glad to see you back babe and your chapter was awesome just as always and now please don’t let us wait another year before you clear who this Constance is ok?

    14. I’m sooo glad you’re back, I loved the dialogue between you and alice haha it was really funny!!! I loved the new version of “Helena”… did her mother send her away to some island around the world? hehe PPS!!!

    15. CONSTANCE. CONSTANCE? hurh? She was eating peanuts from the little peanut bowl in front of her. Right, MasterV hasn’t lost her touch. Brilliant really, and she should continue. *Twists someone’s arm.* She really should :)

    17. This is so brilliant!!!!!!!!! Very masterfully written. I hater to be the one to tell you this babe ut methinks you’re following the wrong career path- writing is definately your forte! Ok, can’t say any more- dying to move on to the next chapter :) well done again xxx

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