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    Double Vision 18

     

    “What, no, nothing’s wrong…”

     

                            “Estelle” Helena quietly demanded to know.

     

    Estelle sighed. “It’s Mummy. She wants to speak to us”

     

                            “About?”

     

    Estelle simply sat there, looking at her sister silently.

     

                            “Shit”

     

     

    Chapter 18

     

     

    (Peabody Estate, god knows when. Presumably not a year after their last conversation? Yeah, that would be nice. I think sarcasm becomes me and my inner voice)

     

    “Mummy”

     

    Helena rolled her eyes. It always amazed her how there had been no change, since childhood, in the way Estelle said ‘Mummy’ in that adoring voice. She had always found it best to use her most no-nonsense voice when addressing their mother. She now pulled out her best version of said voice, and out it sliced, like a sharp knife on soft cheese “Mother”

     

    Peggy Peabody turned to face her daughters, pausing to throw a distasteful look at the author for being compared to cheese. She hated cheese, and knew, by the lack of eye contact, that the author was privy to that fact as well. “Helena, must you sound so…” she twirled her hand, searching for the word “…clipped?”

     

    “And must you drawl so, Mother?” Helena retorted and nodded to the author “Please limit ‘r’ words in her dialogue. She’ll roll them like there is no tomorrow”

     

    Finding it hard to stand their usual bickering, Estelle bristled impatiently “What was it that you had to tell us, Mummy?”

     

    “Yes and why could it not wait?” muttered Helena under her breath. She could think of a million things she could be doing with Bette right now. Actually, make that one thing in a million different ways.

     

    “Sit” said Peggy, gesturing imperiously as she poured herself another drink. She knew, even with her back turned, that she would turn around to find that Estelle had seated herself in the chair nearest to her while Helena would have moved to the window, opting to stand. She turned, and smiled ruefully, seeing that she guessed right. She began “I have a proposition…”

     

                “No”

     

                            “Helena…” sighed Estelle. “Let her speak”

     

    “No, Estelle. This is what she always does. I’ve had enough! And it is never a proposition or…or…or a request. It’s always…”

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    Comments

    1. OMG ! Are my eyes playing tricks on me ??!!! Is this really you Vvitch ??!! As in THE Vvitch ?!! I can’t believe it !! Well, I unfortunately don’t have time to read your chapter right now but I just wanted to say WELCOME BACK V !! You’ve been misssed a lot ! As for me, I will of course read your installment first thing in the morning. You can count on me ! I’m sooo behind in my BeLena reading lately, you have no idea ! Just yesterday I realised I had like 20 chapters of various Helebette stories to catch up on !! … Anyway, I’m really glad that you’re back !!

    2. Clariiiiice! Aw aren’t you the sweetest?! (You are, btw, that wasn’t a rhetorical question! :D) Thanks for welcoming me back! Do read and tell me what you think!

    3. hmmmm….so let’s list the chain of events shall we??….Zheese convinces Pands to buy a headset and webcam….Pands buys said headset and webcam….Pands has a video call with Vvitch…Pands talks/yells/threatens VVitch to write…Vvitch FINALLY updates….and Pands gets slammed in fic???? YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MY LOVELY FIANCE!!!! ;)

    4. Oh. My. Goodness! Heheh…vv, it really is you! I sooo enjoyed this chapter…I really needed some comic relief today! Wanna know more about this Constance too! Heheh…Pands bought a headset…and it only cost me about $300 :P

    5. V, welcome back!! You sure know how to make an entrance/return/splash…this was an excellent bedtime read. Don’t keep us waiting so long on the update–your writing is awesome–such a shame not to share it with us frequently.

    6. V!! I loved the update! So who is this mysterious woman? Like Helena/Estelle but older and casually beautiful…hmmm, so many ways to go with this one! Please post soon…like before my temporary fanfic pass expires, missy! Btw, you ahhh…probably want to give the peanut eater something to do. Al exploring the recesses of your mind can not be a good thing….for either of you! *snicker* *running*

    7. Master V! It’s about time!!!!!!! I fell asleep before I read this and indeed, this is true to form! So, are they truly triplets? Don’t make us wait at all for your next chapter! I know people…lol

    8. Master V !!! This was the funniest ( not to mention craziest, that goes without saying ) thing I have read in a long time. I so knew you wouldn’t disappoint us ! It sure sounds like you’re in great shape ! I hope you indeed took time to go to the beach and get yourself a deep and beautiful tan and relax instead of wasting your time eating peanuts like Alice ! LOL ! This chapter truly cracked me up though.Anyway, so who is this mysterious new sibling, the triplet or Helena and Estelle’s older sister ? A stepsister maybe ? And what on earth happened to Bette, Tina, Dana and the rest of the gang ? I want to know, V ! You can’t just leave us hanging like that. More please !!! And again, I wanted to say that I’m reallly glad you’re back. Your style is still unique and inimitable.

    9. Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back!Vvitch is back! whew.. wow… vvitch is back. wb. pps

    10. Well I’ll be damned look what the cat dragged in Our own Master V in person. Glad to see you back babe and your chapter was awesome just as always and now please don’t let us wait another year before you clear who this Constance is ok?

    11. I’m sooo glad you’re back, I loved the dialogue between you and alice haha it was really funny!!! I loved the new version of “Helena”… did her mother send her away to some island around the world? hehe PPS!!!

    12. CONSTANCE. CONSTANCE? hurh? She was eating peanuts from the little peanut bowl in front of her. Right, MasterV hasn’t lost her touch. Brilliant really, and she should continue. *Twists someone’s arm.* She really should :)

    13. This is so brilliant!!!!!!!!! Very masterfully written. I hater to be the one to tell you this babe ut methinks you’re following the wrong career path- writing is definately your forte! Ok, can’t say any more- dying to move on to the next chapter :) well done again xxx

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