"Huh?"

The homeless man grabbed his beer mug and without looking up, he spoke to the man sitting at the bar.

"I said so change it. You’re unhappy with your life so change it"

The man at the bar got off his stool and practically wobbled over to the homeless man. He threw his hands up in frustration.

"You think its that easy? How am I supposed to do that? She’s in love with a woman for crying out loud"

The homeless man drank some of his beer and sighed, "Stop being such a whiny baby"

The drunk man finally got to the homeless man’s table as he placed his palms flat on the surface and leaned in close.

"What the fuck did you just say old man?"

The homeless man calmly drank some more of his beer as if he didn’t have a care in the world, "I said stop being a goddamn baby. Jesus Christ! All you’ve been doing is complain, complain, complain. Its no wonder Tina left you"

The drunk man’s eyes widened, "H-how did you know her name?"

The homeless man ignored the question, "Sit down"

The drunk man shook his head and quickly regretted it. His head began to spin more than before making him extremely nauseous. He took a deep breath and swallowed.

"Not until you tell me how the hell did you know Tina’s name"

The homeless man never picked up his head but he raised his voice, his patience clearly at an end.

"Does it fucking matter? Do you want Tina back or not?"

The drunk man’s eyes widened, his attention fully focused on the man before him, "Y-you can help me get her back?"

The homeless man sighed deeply, "Yes. Now sit"

The drunk man sat down on the wooden chair so fast, he nearly fell off and had to balance himself. His quickly recovered, placed his hands on the table and leaned forward, the strong smell of tequila on his breath.

"So what do I have to do?"

The homeless man smiled, he had several teeth missing and those he did have were rotten. If the man across from him wasn’t so focused on getting his ex back, he’d probably be disgusted.