HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINS!! ONE YEAR OLD TODAY!!!

Banners hanging above the door way. Balloons were everywhere. Two birthday cakes one with AJ and the other with JT both with one candle each sat on the table. Gifts piled high and the party hadnt even started yet.

Kit, Stacey and Alice arrived early to help set up the party. Dana was training and Whit was working but both would be by soon. Shane and Carmen were next door. Well, they were kinda busy. Seems their shower must have taken longer than they thought.

The guest have arrived, even Shane and Carmen. Finally. Everyone is sitting around the table waiting for Bette and Tina to bring out AJ and JT. Shane lights the cakes as a signal to start.

Everybody is singing Happy birthday. It must have scared AJ because she started whaling. Not to be out down Jordan joined in the chorus. Finally all singing down, crying over. Camcorder running, cameras flashing as Tina and Bette try to get the twins to blow out their candles. Shane is just about to help them out when Bette stops her cold in her tracks. Ant Bette said. Oh Gawd, now Bette is even correcting Shane like one of the Twins. So before the candles are finally blown out by Tina, both kids have hands full of cake on their hands.

Bette didnt like it much, but that was because lil JT nailed her with it. Tina loved it because she remembered her Mom let her do it. So Tina won out. Cake and juice is served with the adults sneaking alcoholic beverages from Shanes. Strict rule at the twins party. No alcohol. Bette , Kit, Whit and Tina seem to be the only sober ones though.

Presents Alice and Shane hid their gifts for last. Tina grabbed the baby diarys to write down each gift. Everyone sat down on the grass with the twins to watch them open their presents. Let the fun begin..

GIFT DIARY: Amy Jo and Jordan Taylor Kennard-Porter June 1

Baby Einstein Classical Trumpet from KIT – remember to shoot her.
10 in 1 Musical Combo from DANA – shoot her next.
children’s nursery rhymes – Tina
Pull N Play Phone -Tina and Bette *note buy another one fast.* hide cell phones
Sing and Discover Piano from Carmen – shoot her 3rd
See ‘n Say Farmer Says – Tina
See ‘n Say Flippin Fun ABC’s – Bette
Sesame Street Singing Pop Up Pals – Bette
Laugh and Learn Learning Home – Bette
Doctors set and Nurses set for the twins from Stacey of course.
Police set, guns, belts, handcuffs, stick for both. Who else – WHIT. Hide sticks.

Bette bought learning stuff, Tina got stuff she grew up with. The one rule was no Banging loud noises stuff and what did they do. The bought Clanging and Banging stuff, drum sets, bells and whistles. Bette was already making her hit list.

All the gifts where opened or so they thought. Alice and Shane jumped up and said hold that thought. They disappeared over to Shanes and returned with HUGE presents both. Being as big as they were of course Shane and Alice took pleasure in opening them up for the Twins. Bette and Tina both grabbed their mouths. Oh no you didnt Tina and Bette said in unison.

Out came a Power Wheels Harley-Davidson Little Rider from Shane for Jordan and a Barbie Volkswagon Restage Ride-On from Alice.

These things the twins can really ride. Both parents were shocked. Theyre to young for that Bette said. Worried they might fall off.

Its say 12 months and up Alice blurted out. Theyre only 12 months old today Alice, Bette said gritting her teeth. Tina elbowed Bette. Thats very sweet of both of you, Tina said with a forced smile. Tina whispered in Bettes ear. Let the batteries run down.

Amy Jo and Jordan sat and played with their new toys with Bette in the middle. Baby Bette!! Let them have some funny honey. You can teach them algebra later, Tina yelled as everyone laughed. Bette stood up seeing everyone laughing and looked pissed. Well, its never to early to start, Bette said cracking a smile.

All of a sudden someone yelled. QUICK GRAB THE CAMERA!!!! LOOK JORDANS STANDING UP ON HIS OWN. Just as everyone turned to see, Jordan fell down. Ahhhh, Really he was I swear, Alice said.

Bette: Tina, I take it you hadnt told Alice hes been doing that huh?

Tina: Kinda slipped my mind. Sorry.

Bette: Yea well it could have saved my eardrum.

Kit: Oh my lord. If I have to listen to OLE McDonald had a cow one more time, I’m gonna have one. Please somebody grab the batteries out.

Bette: Ah Kit, you’ve got no room to talk. AJ hasnt put your trumpet down for the past 30 minutes.. Remind me Tina to pack that when Kit baby-sits them.

Kit: Funny baby sis.

Carmen was sitting in the playpen with the twins when she turned around and said. Hey what is Sesame Street?

Kit looked over at Bette and grinned. It’s all you Baby Sis.

Bette: Hey Sesame Street is famous. I grew up with them. BIG BIRD, the Cookie Monster, Grover, Oscar, he lived in a garbage can. Count Von Count taught you how to count of course. Then there was Bert and Ernie. Can you believe that preacher on tv started a rumor that they were *****. Please.. OH, OH, kit what was that other name? You know the one that look like an elephant. Mr. snuffle something.. Oh well I can’t remember his name. Then their was Mr. Rogers. It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood, wonderful day in the neighborhood. Would you be mine, would you be mine. Won’t you be my nieghbor..

Ok now everyone is just standing there thinking Bette’s been out in the sun too long or has been sneaking a drink from Shane’s.

Shane: Whos Mr. Roger’s?

Alice: Theres no telling seeing how old Porter is.

Bette: I heard that!!!

Dana: Well, you are kinda old Bette. I mean Older.. (lowering her head) Sorry just popped out.

Bette: That’s ok Dana but I’m only 41

Tina: 42

Bette: Hush!!!

Now everybody is laughing.. Except of course Kit because she is older and Whit because shes Bettes age. She keeping her mouth shut until.

Stacey: Hey Whit arent you Bettes age? You should remember Big Bird and the gang.

Whit mumbled something under her breath. Then looked up at Stacey and grinned. PAYBACK Babe.. Payback Whit repeated.

The fun ended when Amy Jo smacked Jordan up side the head with a nightstick from her police set. Now Jordan is crying his little heart out rubbing his noggin as Bette runs over to pick him up.

Tina is heading for Amy Jo to intercept Bettes temper. Tina stops dead in her tracks. Now Amy Jo, that wasnt very nice honey. You shouldnt hit your brother in the head like that. Bette said while everybodys mouth fell to the floor. Including Tinas.

Alice: Holy ***** Tina. What have you done with Bette Porter?

Tina: Yeah, she has been acting kinda weird lately.

Shane: Ahh, come on guys. It’s cute. Give Bette a break will ya.

Tina: Yea, but I’m starting to get worried.

Carmen: Worried? How come?

Tina: Shes been talking in her sleep a lot.

Alice: Well thats nothing new. You said she always talks ***** in her sleep.

Tina: Yea I know that Alice. I was there ya know. No, I mean nursery rhymes.

Shane: F*ck!

Alice: Holy *****.

Dana: WOW!

Carmen: No way.

Tina: Yes, way Gets me turned on every time.

Now everyone is laughing having heard the conversation. Except Bette who is standing there with this I cannot believe you told them look.

Happy Birthday Twins.