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    From Afar

     

    “Yeah sure Kit I would love your help but I have to warn you
    Anna’s only going to be one.  She really
    won’t remember any of this birthday other than the video we embarrass her with
    when she older so let’s not go over board OK?” Tina warns in her motherly
    voice.

     

    “So the big air filled clown would be over the top?” Kit
    earnestly asks.

     

    “What do you want to scare her to death on her first
    birthday YES a big air filled clown is out.” Tina can’t believe Kit even
    thought about it.  “But you can come with
    me this afternoon and pick out the ice cream cake if you want.” Tina offers
    instead.

     

    “OK I would love to. 
    Have you thought about the food you’re having.  I mean I don’t run a mean kitchen here at The
    Planet for nothing.  I would love to bring
    all the food brought.” Kit offers as she is still eager to help out.

     

    “Now that would be wonderful.  I was thinking we do barbeque pretty well and
    its simple but you know I’m open to what ever you suggest.  Come on over when you can and we’ll discuss
    it.” Tina is now eager to get on with the planning of the birthday party.

     

    “Great I will see you in a little bit.” Kit is now all
    smiles as she quickly hangs up so she can finish up and get out of there and
    over to Bette and Tina’s house.

     

    Hanging up the phone on her end Tina smiles and winks at
    Bette “I think Kit will be over here pronto. 
    You still OK with including her in on all the planning?”

     

    “Thank you” Bette says as she moves in with Tina’s lips as
    her final destination.

     

    Irene just giggles at the two of them as she quietly gets up
    and makes her way out of the kitchen, feeling better that her conversation with
    Tina and Bette is over for now.

     

    Just as Bette’s lips touched Tina’s the phone, still in
    Tina’s hand begins to ring.  This made
    both Tina and Bette jump and then look at Tina’s hand and the phone.  “I have a feeling it’s going to be one of
    those kind of days Baby.” Bette says and Tina is nodding her head in agreement
    as she hits the on button.

     

    “Hello, Oh Jack yes I got your message and I was going to
    call you Monday morning.  Bette has
    learned a little more about those photos.” Tina says as she goes on to explain
    about the Peabody Stamp on each photo and the significance of the presence of
    the stamp.

     

    Bette leans in close interested in the conversation between
    Tina and Jack.  Tina finishes her
    explanation and listens to Jack’s response. 
    Bette now sits down as she intently looks at Tina’s facial expressions
    as she just says “Unhuh, unhuh, and another unhuh” but her face is telling so
    much more.

     

    Knowing that Bette was anxiously waiting, Tina sums up Jacks
    comments “So you’ve heard on the rumor mill that Helena is going through the motions to tie us
    up and make us uncomfortable.  She’s trying
    to get us to spend a lot in both money and emotions.” Tina says all of this for
    Bette’s benefit as she is still listening.

     

    As Tina pauses to listen to Jack again she just shakes her
    head “I think you need to tell that to Bette herself, here she is.” Tina states
    as she hands the phone over to Bette.

     

    Bette raises her eyebrow as she takes the phone “OK Jack
    what’s the story?”

     

    Comments

    1. Love the teasing between Tina and Bette and the fact that they seem so happy. Irene is a smart young lady, Friends with Shane but not lover Took Ms FBI Porter a long time to find out Tho

    2. devious??? did not mean you were devious. only that you could think up something so devious. im sure you know just how much i loved this chappy. adults talking and having fun. whoda thunk. right?

      always thought there was sumpin sumpin with irene and shane. maybe not?

      *bows down* to the queen.

      thanks

    3. leave us hanging why don’t ya…
      I love this storyline – Yes, I indeed think Shane and Irene have a future. As far as the Helena drama … I know Bette will have a plan …maybe. How is the adoption going?

    4. Bette can cook, WeHo’s best kept secret!

      She was so pleased with herself, her cooking was good and she managed to bring the conversation back to Shane. She was firing on all cylinders today.

      I think Bette will do just fine with Anna’s teen years…she’s got the inquiry thing down pretty well.

      Loved B&T’s playful repartee. You could tell there was love there even when Tina was throwing eye daggers at Bette.

      Hmmm, Irene isn’t into women – eh? Well, neither was Tina at one time. I guess we’ll just have to see if it’s true.

      Bette and Tina so willing to help Irene understand all of what needs to be done ahead of time before a decision can truly be made shows how much they care about her.

      Oh, Helena. What sort of trap are you trying to set. Don’t get too close to the snare, it might close on you!

      Now Jwet…was it really nice to leave us hanging like that? Tease. Big Tease.

    5. Great chatper Jwet. B&T are so cute. Its great they are helping Irene stay. She is so gonna fall for Shane, she just doesnt know it yet. cant wait for the big party. should be a blast

    6. I have a blankie. I know, I know, I’m 90 years old and I still have a blankie. But when my blanket is about me, it makes me feel warm, loved and safe. I get that same sense when I read your stories. Your writing is important. I’ve been impacted in more ways than you’ll ever know. Thank you for sharing your gift.

    7. “Tina says as she scoops another spoonful of peas and pears combination of baby food for Anna to eat.
      Bette looks at that spoon full with her face twisted “How could she even eat that. Yuk!”

      I agree with Bette – YUK.

      Another great chapter J.

    8. A sweet scene. I had to chuckle over the baby food at breakfast. I could never give my baby green vegetables then, it just didn’t seem fair. :}
      When is James going to come forward with his info?

    9. Uhhhh Jwet, I don’t believe you left us hanging like that. I hope that B&T don’t have to lose alot of money in this deal with Helena. The dialouge between Bette, Irene, and Tina was great and Irene is soooo cute. Please continue.

    10. i have to agree baby food is YUK..lol..cant wait to see what Helena is doing..B&T seems so happy with each other again im glad the past is just the past…ok another great chappy as always thanks for share your talent with us..:o)

    11. Tina looks at Bette and takes the lead “Oh no we were just waiting for you to eat a little before we start up where we left off last night?” Tina explains.“Well that might be what you were waiting to do but I was going to ask her about what’s with her and Shane.” Bette says directing it to Tina. hehe, that’s my fav part of this chapter. great as always! and Shane & Irene as roommates? this’s gonna be interesting. please post soon.

    12. What’s the story ? Bette can cook???? Are you sure?

      You know what’s better than football and a story? Someone to bring me food! Have to cook it myself. And yes, I can cook…..but mostly Chinese food!

      I starting to feel like a child at christmas anxious for the next post…please post soon.

      Thanks, again, and again and again.

    13. I think Super Slick Bette got those waffles out of a packet and then threw it away so Tina wouldn’t see it!!!

      You were right, I loved the Super sweet & sexy humourous Bette – god that woman never ceases to amaze me…..

      I do have one criticism though I’m afraid… those pictures I sent you, I’d like to see them as part of your story just so we see and well as imagine how hot that woman is! LMAO x

    14. JWet,

      Hello hun haven’t had a chance to comment sonce last week so am back with avengence.
      Deffo an Emma Peel fan. Hee hee.

      So on to your marvellous melodrama:

      I am soo happy that this story is sauntering along, way past the centenary chapter. I am sure that 150 sounds a good place to stop and tie up all the loose ends for.

      It is a piece of heaven to read the miracle that you have created. The plotting is perfect and paced flawlessly. The dialogue rolls off the tongue like butter from a warm knife. The words encompass all of the character’s true selves and mind sets.

      Bette’s gentle teasing of Irene was like the school bully pulling the braids of the new girl while Tina became the teacher reprimanding Bette and releasing Irene from this torture.

      The conversation with Jack was very puzzling and as always am desperate to see where this will lead. Yes, I will be following your every post.

      Questions raised today:

      Was Bette part of the Spanish Inquisition? Does she have a bright light to blind and confuse her interview? Is Irene’s Mom a force to be reckoned with? Will she cross-examine and use emotional black mail to get Irene to go home? How sweet was Tina? If she was chocolate, would she eat herself? Will Kit get a Bouncy Castle for Anna’s party or write a song to honor the event?

      Will be waiting for your response to these in the next installment.

      Thank you as always.

      Your Loyal Fan.

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