Suddenly Lara burst out,

Notagain!AL WATCH OUT ! All I had time to do was turn my head so I could be hit by something squarely in the forehead.

OUCHThat hurt!.What was that? I asked Lara rubbing the egg shaped bruise near my left temple.

Your.PC she said stifling a laugh.

WHAT.HE KILLED MY PC?! I lost it at the same moment the shuttle stabilized

Its doneI will definitely kill him at the station

*****

The transporter from Earth had just landed and paramedics were rushing all over the place to be sure nobody from the spaceship was injured. Dana and Shane watch the scene knowing there was nothing they could do. They watched people leaving the space shuttle looking a little shaken. Suddenly Shane spotted two women and elbowed Dana in the ribs.

Ouch, that hurt, Dana said mimicking pain. Shane pointed out the two women and said winking mischievously,

Fresh meat. Dana looked at Shane in shock and said a little too loudly,

Im not ***** Shane. Shane turned sideways and gave her the I-dont-believe-you look

Really? Are you sure? Dana was trying her best to look convincing added,

Yes, Im sure. Shane looked Dana straight in the eyes and said,

Dont worryif you want to stay in the closet its fine with me but you dont have to play that game with mejust be yourself Your secret is safe with me. Shane was looking so honest that Dana finally let out the breath shed been holding and just asked,

How did you find out? Shane looked at Dana with a wicked smile.

I just know, she answered mysteriously. Their attention was quickly drawn back to the new ladies when the blonde one start yelling at one of the paramedic

*****

When she had landed, she could see that the paramedic were running everywhere. She was hoping that most of her team would made it back to the station in one piece. She moved to the left flank of the ship to check on the rest of her crew. She was relieved to see that no one of her crew was unharmed.

That was some amazing flying, the gunman said admiringly. You are one ***** of a pilot, Captain. He whistled appreciatively proud to be back at the station.

As she surveyed the paramedics carting around the casualties she was feeling the adrenaline rush leaving her slowly. She was starting to feel exhausted.

Thank you, Miguel, she simply said taking a deep breath. She slowly turned her head towards Miguel when she heard a woman yelling outside the shuttle like a banshee out of *****. The shrieks were assaulting her sensitive ears as if someone was scraping their fingernails over a chalk board.

What the ***** is that now? she said with exasperation She didnt even take the time to take of her helmet and started walking towards the exit of the space shuttle.

*****

We arrived at the station and we were getting out of the shuttle when two paramedic rushed to me. I yelled at them,

Get the ***** OFF of me Didnt need no stinking paramedic feeling me up. What I needed was to find that pilot and shove my beloved but now broken laptop up his you know what.

Youre bleeding, Maam I could hear concern in his voice.

I dont care! I want to see the CRAZY pilot I was really mad and I pushed the paramedic away from me.

Calm down maam he said in a tone of voice they usually reserved for the crazies. That was the final straw and I completely lost it. So much for keeping a low profile on this mission.

There is no need to calm down. I dont want to calm down. I want to kill this pilot. He tried to KILL us and HE KILLED MY PC!

At that moment the pilot came out of the shuttle and yelled madly,

Whos screaming like a ***** banshee?!