Lara, did you hear that? I asked her still listening for the strange noise.

No she responded to me with a questioning look.

At that moment the spaceship started to shake and my heart started to pound in my chest.

What the ***** is happening? I asked worriedly to Lara who wasnt looking too comfortable herself.

I dont know she said with the same worried tone in her voice. Suddenly the entire ship started shaking up and down like one of those pukey thingies at the fair. It took me a second to realize that the screaming voices I was hearing was the two of us screaming our heads of like idiots.

Whataretheydoing? I yelled. I saw Lara grip her seat firmly.
Ihavenoidea! she yelled back looking at me like I had asked an idiot question. So I added,

DotheythinkwearethetesterforthenewDisneyLandrollercoster?!

And just as suddenly as it had started the spaceship stabilized and I felt relief wash over me.

What the ***** is this pilot trying to do?! Kill us?! Lara was using yoga breathing techniques to try and relax. I couldnt see if they were working or not cos she was still shaking a little and looked really pale. Of course redheads usually looked pale. Why was it that redheads couldnt get a decent tan? No matter how much sunshine they consumed, they stayed lily white like Snowhite. I shook my head to stop it from rambling on.

Maybe he tried to make a good impression! She looked at me waiting for my answer.

Well, he missed it with me! I said laughing a little. And right then the spaceship start to act weird again

Here we go again! I said almost annoyed as I grabbed one of the sissy bars over our heads.

At that point Lara was looking everywhere to be sure everything was staying in its place.

I swearImgonnakill himthenexttimeitsstable! I said to Lara with rage in my voice.

Ithinkyoushouldwaitatthestation! Lara told me at the same time that the shuttle stabilized again. I looked at Lara and admitted,

I think you have a point! Im gonna wait until we arrive at the station… Then Im gonna kill him!