Goodbye Party-Chapter 15

April 22, 2012

West Hollywood

”What the Hell are you doing Shane?” Shane said looking in the mirror.

Carmen and Molly were waiting for her inside of the room and Shane was starting to panic. She grabbed her phone and dialed P on the speed dial.

”Yello?”

”Papi, it’s Shane.”

”Oh what up Shanester? Need me to arrange a rendezvous with Carm Carm tonight?” Papi said.

”No, Molly knows everything,” Shane said.

”Shit, for real? Are you okay?”

”Molly is unconventional to say the least, she didn’t kick my ass out like I thought she would,” Shane said.

”Uh oh, looks like there’s gonna be a catfight,” Papi said, ”I know what that’s like.”

”You kidding me? I know what it’s like too,” Shane said, ”and no, Molly and Carmen didn’t yank each other’s hair out.”

”So what’s happening then?”

”They joined forces, they say they don’t wanna lose me or pressure me to choose, so they’ll have a three-way relationship until I make up my mind,” Shane said.

Silence.

”What do you have to say Papi?” Shane said.

”Shit.”

”What? Do you think I’m the luckiest bitch ever?” Shane said.

”Hell yeah I do, but first and foremost I’m your friend,” Papi said, ”and though you’re a lucky bastard, I think this is a terrible idea. Ever since Tasha disappeared I haven’t had a close friend that I would never sleep with until I found you. And as a friend I gotta say that you do not know how to deal with emotion.”

”Think I don’t know that?” Shane scoffed.

”Shane, your love for Molly and Carmen is destructive, you can barely handle one of them how are you gonna handle both?” Papi said.

”That’s why I called you Papi,” Shane said. ”I’m scared.”

”You should be scared.”

”If I tell them I don’t wanna go through with it I’ll lose them both,” Shane said.

”But if you go through with it it’ll destroy you,” Papi warned.

”But I can’t lose them.”

”If you go through with this you will lose them.”

”How?”