What if its a boy? Tina asked logically.

So? Alice asked. Then just call him Al.

Bette rolled her eyes. Were not naming our baby after you.

Alice huffed, and Dana kissed her to cheer her up.

Tina turned to Bette. Actually, babe, I was thinking something. If its a boy, maybe we could name him Melvin, after your father.

Alice burst out laughing. Sorry, you guys. No offense, but you guys might as well buy the kid some suspenders and a pocket protector now.

Bette shook her head and then glared at Alice. Not Melvin. Actually, were considering fitting Tims name in there if its a boy.

Were thinking maybe Matthew Timothy if its a boy, Tina put in.

And Robin Elizabeth if its a girl, Bette finished.

Alice considered this a moment. Eh, not too bad. Not as good as, say, Alice, but those will do.

Im sure theyre thrilled they have your approval, Dana teased as she tugged on Alices earlobe. Alice let out a growl and began tickling her. Opening one eye, Lucy peered at them before going back to sleep.

Bette rolled her eyes. Theyre nuts, she told Tina.

Tina smiled, watching the couple. I think theyre cute.

Shane cockily strolled in then, a police officers hat sitting jauntily on her head.

Whatd you do? Dana asked immediately.

Huh? Shane stopped short.

The hat. I have to assume youve killed a cop, maybe, Dana guessed jokingly.

Alice grabbed Danas hand in her own. Sweetie, I think you probably should have asked whod you do?

Shane perched on the arm of the couch. Shut up…Enrique.

Alice narrowed her eyes, and then looked away, her cheeks slightly pink. Oops, Shane had figured it out. Anyway, we were just discussing the idea of another Operation Gaydar mission.

Shane adjusted her hat. For?

Alice grinned. Lara. Shes got it bad for a nurse.

Shane grinned back. Sounds kinky. Lets do it.

Alice pumped her first. Yes, now I have something to do. Oh, and we have also been discussing a baby shower for Bette and Tina.

With a nod, Shane said, Cool. Just let me know when and where. Ive already got the perfect present.