In the process Bette overturned Tina just a little bit to the side on their loveseat, so she was not on top of her, but keeping the blonde between her arms, supporting herself on an elbow.

”BOO!”

The couple jumped, backing away from each other’s lips to find out who was the intruder.

”Peabody! Go fuck yourself, you asshole” Bette growled, glaring at Helena, who reclined back in her chair.

Everyone laughed at the frustrated couple.

”I would have kicked your skinny ass if I wasn’t so cozied up in my girl’s arms”

Helena chuckled. ”My ass is not skinnier than yours, Alice would confirm that, right cutie?” She added naughtily, making bashful Alice avert her eyes from Helena’s defiant gaze.

”Fuck off from the poor girl, you perv. She doesn’t want to confirm anything for you” Bette chastised, gulping down the rest of her beer.

Helena ignored her friend and continued flirting with Alice saucily. ”You wanna come sit on my lap too, daisy?”

”I’m…fine here, I th..I think”

Shane, Tina and Bette emitted muffled giggles at Alice’s timorous reply.

”You heard that, Casanova? Your seduction skills are pretty wack, so dream on” Bette jeered at Helena.

”Oh Porter, keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent”

”Having a conversation with you, I don’t think I’ll need to”

Helena flashed her a finger. Shane rolled her eyes, throwing her head back on the armchair. ”I’ve been living like that for almost four years…” She muttered to herself.

”Don’t worry, Shaney, you’re not the only one” Bette and Helena chorused at once.

”Oh my God, how do you two even manage to remain friends?!” Alice exclaimed in a rhetorical question.

”I wonder along with you, Alice” Bette mumbled, throwing a bottle cap at her dark-haired smug friend, dodging when it was thrown back at her.

”Hey, enough of the brunettitude, brunettes” Shane blurted out as she lighted up another joint.

Helena throwed her a blank look. ”You’re a brunette too, by the way”

Everyone hushed for a moment before all of sudden bursting laughing hard over Helena’s thick-witted remark, including Helena herself.

After the fit of laughter, Bette snatched the joint away from Helena’s grasp impertinently and inhaled the smoke.

”We are finishing this joint and you all are getting the fuck out of here. I want to have sex with my girlfriend”