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“That was quick” Tina said as she held the door open for Katie.  “Lets sit here.”  Tina motioned, pointing to the sofa.  “Katie can I ask you something?”  “Sure.” Katie said with bated breath.  You like calling me boss, don’t you?” Tina asked.  What?  Katie said absentmindedly.  “You like calling me boss” Tina repeated.  “Yes I do.”  Katie said. “ Well okay, but only when we don’t have clients in the office.  It’s embarrassing.”  Tina said shyly.  Continuing to look at Katie, “What’s wrong?  You look unhappy.” With a Frown on her face, Katie said, “Gosh, Tina, I thought you were going to ask my opinion on something important.” Tina started laughing.  “Aren’t we sensitive?”

“Okay Miss Gallup Poll.”  Tina said breezily, as she took a few seconds to unwrap her salad.  (Tina was really taking the time to compose herself.)  “Katie what I’m about to ask you has nothing to do with work.  So if you don’t want to get involved in my personal issue, I understand.”  Tina said quietly.  Meanwhile, Katie has a huge grin on her face. “Well I guess your all ears Miss National Inquirer!”  Tina mocked.  “Oh my God, does this have anything to do with Bette Porter?”  Katie said excitedly.  “What?”  Tina blushed.  “Come on girl, dish!  I saw the look on Ms. Porter face when she walked out of your office and leaned against the door.  She was stunned!! She couldn’t move.  What did you do to her?  This is so good!”  Katie said lost in her own thoughts. “YOU WHO, over here, Katie, would you like me to explain?” Tina said.  “Of course boss” Katie said as she got up and hastily locked the office door!   Tina started to giggle, “Katie, you’ve got to get a life girl!”

“Where do I start?”  Tina takes a big breath.  “Okay she kissed me and then I kissed her then I gave her my cell phone number so she could ask me out on a date then I said I would give her tongue after our first date!”  Tina said hurriedly in one breath.  All of sudden, before Katie could respond Tina started laughing hysterically. “Holy crap Tina!  Ms. Porter was in the office no more than five minutes!  F*CK!!  Oh excuse me Tina.  I didn’t mean to say F*CK.”  Katie replied.  Tina was now hiccupping she was laughing so hard.  “It’s alright you can say (hiccup) F*ck, I say it all the time.  It’s my (hiccup) one vice.  I’m trying to stop. Oh F*ck (hiccup) who am I kidding!!!  Tina starts laughing again, which starts Katie laughing!!!!  They have tears streaming down their cheeks!!