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Intervention – Chpt 18
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“But Harry likes you, Kit!” Alice laughed.
“Well, I don’t like Harry’s mug in mine! Now, get him offa me!” Kit squealed as Harry stuck his lips into Kit’s ear.
Alice stood up and pulled Harry off of Kit and sat him down with her in her lap. Harry placed both hands on the table, then reached to pick up a menu from between the salt and pepper shakers and opened and eyed it, looking from one side of it to the other.
Kit’s eyes grew wide. “Is he reading that menu?”
“Oo-oo-oo,” the monkey chattered before pointing to a spot on the menu and nodding his head.
Looking up to Kit, Alice placed Harry’s order. “He’ll have a banana milkshake.”
The chimp turned to Alice then pointed vehemently at the menu, striking it repeatedly with his finger.
“Oops…Better add a banana nut bread muffin to that,” Alice said.
“Are you two for real?” Kit cried out, incredulously.
“Well, look if you don’t believe me,” Alice said.
Kit looked down to where Harry’s finger was poised. Sure enough, he was pointing to the banana nut bread muffin.
Harry looked up to Kit and drew back his lips, grinning wide and showing his teeth.
Kit turned to go back inside the Planet, then looked back and forth between the chimp and Alice in disbelief.
“Oh, and I’ll have the usual,” Alice said to Kit with a quiet smile.
Shaking her head, Kit headed to the kitchen mumbling, “Girl, you are one Miss Crazy Thang!”
With Harry still sitting on her lap, Alice reached for the newspaper across the table.
“What section wouldya like, Harry?” Alice asked considerately.
Harry took the paper and pulled out the television section. Laying it out and smoothing it in front of him, he rested his head on both elbows. Alice leaned over his shoulder. The chimp chattered crazily and placed his hand on the piece showing TV movie listings for the evening. He traced his long index finger down the page.
Alice looked down to where his finger stopped.
“Eleven o’ clock you wanna watch ‘Bedtime for Bonzo’?”
Harry nodded his head passionately and chattered and chirped as he clapped his hands together happily.
“That’s a Ronald Reagan flick, Harry. Don’t tell me you’re a Republican!”
In a few moments, Kit returned and placed Alice’s cappuccino and bagel in front of her, followed by the chimps banana fare.
“Thanks, Kit,” Alice beamed up at her.
“Sure thang, girl. I’m not sure I want you to make a habit of this though,” Kit said, heading back into the Planet.
“Whatsamatta, Kit? Ain’t Harry’s money good enough for ya?” Alice yelled towards her.
The chimp grabbed the container with the banana milkshake and removed the top. He greedily took a drink, turning the cup up full throttle.
“Good stuff, Harry?” Alice asked the monkey, pulling off a bite of her bagel.
Suddenly, startled by screeching tires, Alice and Harry looked up to see a car pull frantically into the parking space in front of them.
The angry driver exited the car and quickly headed towards them.
“Uh oh!” Alice said into Harry’s ear. “See that! Brace yourself! Angry momma just ahead.”
“Alice, what the fuck is going on?” Tina screamed, ignoring the monkey and slamming her hands down onto the table.
Her mouth wide open, unable to speak, Alice just sat there as Harry drew back and hoisted his drink.
He flung it furiously.
Before anyone but Harry knew what was happening, Tina was wearing banana milkshake from head to toe.
The chimp chattered and swatted its head with its hands, laughing insanely.
Tina swathed her fingers over her eyes, removing the fruity dairy.
“Goddammit, Alice! What in the hell have you got there?” Tina screamed.
Alice laughed uncontrollably. “Tina, you just made my day! Allow me to introduce to you my very own personal Dirty Harry!”
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After breakfast, Bette and Helena helped Angelica feed Fluffy. The little one sat down on the floor cross-legged next to her kitten and rubbed her back softly as she ate.
Helena smiled at Bette and took her hand.
“Darling, let’s go in the living room and talk.”
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Z! Whee! (: That was so funny. OMG. The banana milkshake and banana bread part made me laugh so hard! (: Brilliant, as always. ((: Angie is too adorable in your story. I love her sweet innocence! ((: PPS! xoxo
“Alice, I ain’t shakin’ no hands with a monkey!” hahahahahaha….whoo, shit, that made my day…i can’t believe alice actually brought him home, what a pair! tina is crazy, but thats always fun right? Crazy as baby mommas = good times…pps
Clever and cute as always! Can’t wait for more…the talk should be interesting…
“He quickly climbed up Kit’s leg and torso and kissed her on the cheek” Yeah, I had to read that one again, I missed the bit about the torso and wasn’t sure which of Kit’s cheeks Harry kissed. I think I’ve had enough wine. Cue the music, cue Kit, and let’s hear her sing “One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show”. Although she might take all banana related items off the menu now.
Oh, busted. I can so see Alice with a chimp, the chimp and the imp can be the name of the story when you get ready to write it.
I did forget to add that had Harry climbed up ME I would be freaking out, I don’t do monkeys, so I admire Kit’s composure, and there would be NO monkeykissing! I too had to reread, as I thought Alice took the monkey inside the Planet, which probably would not be the best idea…but on the other hand, he did let tina have it good and proper, so he IS a discerning monkey! Should funnyone ever surface to any communicating realm other than these hit and runs, it would be nice! I misses her.
Oh my gosh babe this was a wondrful way to start my day. The part of Alice & her chimp with Kit made my laugh so hard I got tears in my eyes. Tina sure is acting crazy and I don’t think Dirty Harry is doing any good LOL. I love the interaction between Gel’s & Angies, it”s so adorable. I hope the talk won’t be bad news though. Can’t wait to read more.Laughs at funnyone’s comment about the part where she missed the torso that almost made me spit my drink LOL.
Love it!!!!!!!!! PPS
This was great!I just love the interaction between Alice and her little hairy friend. And I agree with Harry, Tina does need to cool off. And lastly Bette & Helena do need to talk. Because the fireworks are just begining. Jealousy is about to show it’s little blond head.
Z what can I say that it was just so funny with Al and Dirth Harry, and with Kit in the interaction was awesome, I loved it!! Then when Harry throws the shake at Tina Brilliant and Alice saying you made my day was even funnier. Angie is adorable and I liked how you ended with Helena saying they needed to talk, wonderful Z!!!
Love Dirty Harry, One mad Mommy is on the loose. Should she be mad,No. She let Bette go so finder keeper.Helena is the finder. thanks
I knew I liked that monkey! Tina got just what she deserved. I don’t know what she thinks she is doing, hanging up on people and going around screaming at them, but She. Let. Bette Go. SHE did it, and now Bette and Helena are together, and happy. Tina has no right to be doing this enraged victim crap at all, and I hope someone stands up to her, besides Dirty Harry, and tells her to STFU. I love Angie when she is behaving, and soon, more loving with B and H, please, soon?
Gee Zheese Hi, am I the only one that saw how nervous Bette got when Angie was on the cell phone? As for the rest, so funny & cute, loved dirty Harry and Al. If I were Tina, I would have had to laugh at myself though. Thank you, Md
Z!!! That just made my day!!! Tina needs to pull her head out of her ASS!!! Alice and her monkey gotta love it!!!! Thank you PPS