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    Intervention – Chpt 24

    Angelica’s little hands grabbed Bette’s face, turning it towards her. She looked her solidly in the eyes.

    “Mama. Evwythin be okays. Kay? You not be mads at Wion Queen! She good Wion!”

    Harry had circled around and began to chitter and chatter, nodding his head!

    “Me wuvs Ella! Kay?” Angelica’s eyes were round and pleading, gazing at Bette.

    Helena and Bette exchanged solemn looks and Helena nodded.

    Bette smiled.

    “Yes, Baby! Everything is okay! Ella is going to stay for supper. Right, Ella?” Bette engaged Helena’s eyes again.

    “Yes,” Helena smiled, looking first at Bette and then at Angie, changing the subject slightly. “You have to try out my new Monkey Burger Sauce, Angie. It’s so good!”

    “Monkey Bugga Sauz?” Angelica replied, stroking Helena’s face.

    Helena took Angie’s little hand in hers and kissed it. “Yup! It’s very special! And a secret recipe!” Standing, Helena took Harry’s paw in one hand and Angelica’s hand in another, and began walking to Bette’s kitchen. “You’ll love this!” Helena announced, looking over her shoulder with a smile to Bette. “And you can help Harry and I make it,” she said, glancing down to Angie.

    Fluffy began to follow, prancing happily.

    “Oh Boy!” Angie screamed with excitement, beginning to skip and intermittently looking behind her. “Make Specialz Bugga Sauz! Come onz, kitty. We makes Harry sauz for buggas!”

    “Does it go with steaks too?” Alice yelled out.

    “Perfectly!” Helena replied with a laugh. “Like a poor man’s bearnaise.”

    *** *** *** ***

    Bette sighed, followed by a slight smile, and lowered herself to sit at the edge of the pool. She slid her legs into the water and patted the deck next to her.

    Alice sat down and dangled her legs into the water next to Bette’s.

    “You sure got somethin’ special goin’ on there, kiddo,” Alice said, kicking her legs slowly.

    Bette looked at Alice in the eyes, then looked down.

    “Don’t blow it,” Alice advised, tucking her hand around Bette’s elbow and sliding it down her arm.

    “Tryin’ not to,” Bette said quietly, laying her head against Alice’s shoulder. “Is everything okay on the grill,” Bette asked quietly.

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    Comments

    1. I was WONDERING when you’d get around to gracing us with an update. I’ve known some saucy buggers in my day, but it sounds like Harry takes the cake. And he certainly has an interesting take on Peggy. I hope Franklin found it instructive that he comes last on the booze after the dogs. Hey zheese! Do cats like booze as much as dogs? Dogs love booze. They’re booze hounds.

    2. The scene in Bette’s livingroom was so hilarius, it made me think of a funny movie LOL. I can already picture it all the chaos going on there hahaha. Wonder what Peggy has to say once she’s freed from Harry, can’t wait for more and please don’t let us wait that long kay? pwetty pwetty puleaaase???

    3. Maybe I should ask for the drink to be passed because I sure it’s more fun to read/watch that sceen than part take in it. Boozy dogs,hehe. Thank you, Md

    4. A fuzzy pussy… A hairy Harry…A Toad…A Queen…an “ankle biter” w/a big (but cute)mouth…what have I missed – oh yeah and a toad! The toad should be tossed back in the pond w/the rest of “them”! …and let’s not forget about the pooches! Running through the mix. I think you’re tapping into Sugar’s head Z !!! Have you’ve been letting her watch the Disney channel or somthing?!! This is hysterical! All on top of B & H…! Geez Louise! Maybe we should send them all on a 3 hour cruise! Keep making us laugh Zheese! It’s quite enjoyable!

    5. If I could interrupt yours and funny’s boozing it up for a mo, I have to tell you, I am confused as to what happened to Helena all of a sudden. I have to also tell you that this all is insanely hilarious..except for harry. A monkey that assaults people, launches himself on unsuspecting people, takes their clothes off, and sticks his fingers in something I was going to eat or feed my child, let alone letting him hang around my child, is fast becoming the stuff of nightmare, and to think he is Alice’s new “significant other”, in some twisted way, is REALLY skeevy! you are really bringing the skeevy! Now bring the hotness, k? PS..who is Sugar?

    6. Sugar the kittykat, Caeleigh! Laughs. Gawd. This update got my stomach in knots. Those animals are crazy! It’s a zoo in the house. Whee. More chaos, more drama! Bring it on! GRIN. PPS, NANANANANANANANANA Z! (;

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