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Intervention – Chpt 24
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“Yeah. I turned off the gas,” Alice replied, taking Bette’s hands. “Everything is fine.”
“You sure,” Bette asked, closing her eyes to rest.
“Yep. Trust me.”
“You’re the best, Alice. The best,” Bette said lazily.
“I’m more concerned about the eruption I felt building up elsewhere. What’s goin’ on with you?”
“I’m … I’m in love…and I don’t know how to handle it.”
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Fluffy walked back and forth across the countertop, watching curiously, as Helena and Angelica mixed the condiments. Harry squatted on the countertop, in the corner, also watching.
Helena took the wooden spoon and whipped the mayonnaise with the mustard.
“Want to help, Darling?” she asked Angelica.
“Yup. Me stir too, Ella!” Angie smiled, taking the spoon.
Helena added the other ingredients and dipped her finger in to taste it.
“Mmmm.” She licked her finger.
“Me wants some, Ella!” Angie yelled.
“Of course you do,” Helena laughed, holding out the bowl for Angie to dip her finger in.
Angelica tasted and her eyes brightened. “Yumm. Dis is good,” she grinned, holding her finger out to Harry too.
When Harry tasted, he bounced and pounced with delight. He picked up Fluffy and dipped his finger into the bowl, offering a sample to the kitten as well. The kitten licked happily at Harry’s finger.
Helena and Angelica giggled and hugged.
“Dey like dat sauz, Ella!” Angie cried out happily. “It yellow!”
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The limo screeched to a halt in front of Bette’s house.
José emerged and opened the door for Ms. Peabody.
She stood and smoothed her skirt.
Franklin took a last swig of gin before José opened his door and allowed him out as well.
Peggy walked around the back of the car with the dogs in her arms.
They all approached Bette’s door.
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Bette and Alice looked at one another.
“What was that?” Alice asked.
“I don’t know!” Bette answered, her eyes having grown large at the noise. She turned her head from Alice’s shoulder, and pulled her legs from the pool to stand. “Let’s go see.”
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Peggy rang the door bell.
And Harry turned the knob to answer.
Fluffy lurked behind the monkey.
The dogs yelped, seeing the cat and the monkey, and flew from Peggy’s arms, running wildly into the house.
Bette and Alice opened the French doors, barely moving inside, before becoming aware of what was transpiring in the house. They saw Helena run into the living room. And Angelica screamed, flailing her arms to and fro.
Harry jumped and screeched, wrapping his legs tightly around Peggy’s waist, bowing his head backwards and down between her legs.
Fluffy arched her back and hissed at Franklin
The dogs screamed and barked, sniffing and blazing a trail for meat on the grill, and running over Bette and Alice.
Franklin turned to escape to the limo, but Peggy grabbed behind her and apprehended his coattail, while the monkey hang on to her front upside down.
Fluffy wrapped her arms around Harry’s neck and tugged. Peggy struggled to hold her balance.
Helena, running after the animals, slid to the door and faced her mother, her eyes bugging out wildly.
“Mummy! What are you doing here?”
“Well,” Peggy looked down, “It appears that the cat’s drug me in, Helena! Now help rid me of these infernal creatures!” Peggy screamed, still holding tightly to Franklin’s jacket and wriggling to evade the monkey’s gaze.
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I was WONDERING when you’d get around to gracing us with an update. I’ve known some saucy buggers in my day, but it sounds like Harry takes the cake. And he certainly has an interesting take on Peggy. I hope Franklin found it instructive that he comes last on the booze after the dogs. Hey zheese! Do cats like booze as much as dogs? Dogs love booze. They’re booze hounds.
I will have you know, funnyone…that I do not let alcoholic beverages grace the tongue or lips of my sweet Sugar!
hilarious!!! I love little Angie’s baby-phonics!!!
Hogging it all, eh? But would Sugar LIKE to have some? I bet you wouldn’t share with Franklin, either. Would you let me have some?
The scene in Bette’s livingroom was so hilarius, it made me think of a funny movie LOL. I can already picture it all the chaos going on there hahaha. Wonder what Peggy has to say once she’s freed from Harry, can’t wait for more and please don’t let us wait that long kay? pwetty pwetty puleaaase???
Maybe I should ask for the drink to be passed because I sure it’s more fun to read/watch that sceen than part take in it. Boozy dogs,hehe. Thank you, Md
A fuzzy pussy… A hairy Harry…A Toad…A Queen…an “ankle biter” w/a big (but cute)mouth…what have I missed – oh yeah and a toad! The toad should be tossed back in the pond w/the rest of “them”! …and let’s not forget about the pooches! Running through the mix. I think you’re tapping into Sugar’s head Z !!! Have you’ve been letting her watch the Disney channel or somthing?!! This is hysterical! All on top of B & H…! Geez Louise! Maybe we should send them all on a 3 hour cruise! Keep making us laugh Zheese! It’s quite enjoyable!
If I could interrupt yours and funny’s boozing it up for a mo, I have to tell you, I am confused as to what happened to Helena all of a sudden. I have to also tell you that this all is insanely hilarious..except for harry. A monkey that assaults people, launches himself on unsuspecting people, takes their clothes off, and sticks his fingers in something I was going to eat or feed my child, let alone letting him hang around my child, is fast becoming the stuff of nightmare, and to think he is Alice’s new “significant other”, in some twisted way, is REALLY skeevy! you are really bringing the skeevy! Now bring the hotness, k? PS..who is Sugar?
Sugar the kittykat, Caeleigh! Laughs. Gawd. This update got my stomach in knots. Those animals are crazy! It’s a zoo in the house. Whee. More chaos, more drama! Bring it on! GRIN. PPS, NANANANANANANANANA Z! (;
I guess this could be animal house in Weho. Now I wonder what is Peggy going to do with her toad Franklin. Loved the update!