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iPoD Chapter 3
“Er…nothing..nothing” Shane babbled and went over to join them.
Seeing Shane approaching, Carmen greeted “Hi Shane, how are you?”
“Uh….mm..good” Shane answered shyly. Feeling the heat steaming
from her cheeks, she quickly looked down at her feet, praying that
Carmen didn’t notice her blushing.
Carmen smiled at how shy she was and turned her attention to Alice.
“Alright! I got 2 brand new toys for you.This is a X-Ray google, put
this on and you can see through walls. It’ll come in handy for spotting
the guards. And here is my master piece.” Carmen exclaimed, handing
what looked like a breast shaped lollipop to Alice. “You’re giving me a
lollipop?
“This is no lollipop. This is a Titsaber!
All you have to do is rub the nipple one time clock wise and the nipple
will pucker up. Then give it two hard pinches and voila!” A red laser
beam shot out from the lollipop,Carmen added, “It can cut through
anything, so compact that you can carry it around in your pocket and no
one will ever know it’s weapon”
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Dana gingerly make her way down the corridor. Based on the information
she received from her informer, they should be on this floor. She
stopped at every door to eavesdrop, hoping to locate the correct room.
Hearing the sound of a door opening down the hall, she quickly hid
herself behind a vending machine.
Leaning over, she saw a cute blonde standing in the hallway, it looked
like she’s digging for something in her pocket . “It’s her” Dana gasped
upon realizing who she’s looking at. Hurriedly she took out her radio
from her jacket and whispered “Strawberries n Cream to Teapot,
over..the Milk is spilled..I repeat…the Milk is spilled..Teapot do
you copy?” A perky voice cracked over the radio in response, “Teapot
copy…I’m on my way…over and out”
Dana placed the radio back into her jacket and pulled out her gun. She
counted till 3 and spun herself from the vending machine and straight
into Alice, who wanted to buy a drink from the machine. They fell
backwards from the impact of the collision. Holding their heads, they
blurted out at the same time, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry”. Finally
looking up, Alice froze, recognizing the woman kneeling in front of
her. She jumped to her feet and bolted for the staircase. Realizing
what happened, Dana got up on her feet and ran after Alice.
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(27 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)
I’m so sorry…I accidentally click on one star instead of the five I was aiming for. Now I think I just lowered the ratings, I’m so sorry. You can’t see me now but I’m giving you girls a standing ovation! I haven’t laugh so hard in a long time. I love Bette here!
This was great and the the pics were funny! Please keep this up, you guys are awesome!
girls, this is better and better, post soon. The pics lol.
LMAO, ok this time I had no drinks in my hand or mouth, loving this story it has me on the floor everytime. Oh and I didn’t know bette smokes crack! And shane with her little furry pet and shy, could it get any better. And hella as kill bill, no comment on that. I can’t wait to see where A/D go from here.
you guys are killing me….titsaber…i fell out of my chair…think i sprained something…keep it coming…can’t wait for your next post
damn dude, i love this story go Alice with the milky boobs
You guys rock! whomever wrote this chapter I give 2 thumbs up and a couple of toes–so funny! Even if there is season 3 angst for Danish–this will help ease that pain. great job!
hilarious. this really makes it easier to wait S3. i had a D.E.B.S. flashback at the “call me alice” scene :D nice job!
Really well-written… Bette with the bird was hilarious!!
That was great – Bette’s words of wisdom almost had me on the floor!!!
I love this story. Its so out of the ordinary. Those pictures are hilarious! I LOVE MR. JENKS!
I love it please post soon