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iPoD Chapter 3
Alice ran into the narrow maze of the rooftop with Dana hot on her
heels. Reaching a corner, Alice stopped, hoping to surprise Dana with
an attack. As Dana drew nearer to the corner, she slowed down.
Something was not right, she could no longer hear the sounds of running
footsteps. Placing her body flat on the wall. she eased her way to the
end with her gun drawn. Taking a deep breath, Dana hurled herself round
the wall, her gun ready to fire.
“*****!” Alice and Dana cursed aloud as they find themselves facing off with their guns pointing at each other.
“Fairbanks” Alice purred and Dana countered, “Milky”
They stared hard at each other. After years of research, they finally
met face to face. Only thing was it was completely different from what
they had imagined it would be. Instead of fear, there was a strange
fuzzy feeling in their stomach. Almost like butterflies. Alice looked
Dana over, damn she looked hot in that wife beater and leather jacket!
She found herself wondering if Dana had a girlfriend.
Concentrate Fairbanks, concentrate! Stop staring at her milky whites!
Dana chastised herself silently, Alice was wearing a black blouse that
opened in front, exposing her silky black bra. After a few minutes of
giving each other blanks looks, Dana spoke, “Put down your gun
Piesicki, there’s no way to run”
“Er..it’s Pieszecki, Fairbanks”
“Oh, sorry, I brunt my tongue on some hot alphabet soup, so you know
it’s kinda hard to pronounce properly. Let me try again, Pie-sze-cki.”
“Hey, you got it! Just call me Alice then, it’s easier. “
“Ok Alice, I’m Dana” Dana found herself smiling at Alice, there’s
something about her that stirred these strangely wonderful feelings in
her. Alice was taken aback by how beautiful Dana looked when she
smiled, “Hi Dana. Uh..listen we don’t have to do this. You can let me
go…”
“You know I can’t do th..” Dana was cut off by the sound of someone
screaming. She turned around just in time to see Tonya fall over the
edge of the roof. “*****! Tonya!”
“Help me!” Tonya screamed at the top of her lungs. Dana was relieved to
see that she had managed to hold on to the railings. Dana turned back
to Alice who said, “You have a choice, help your partner or fight me
and let her drop to her death. What will it be Dana?” Worried that her
words might be a little too harsh, Alice added in a soft voice, “I
meant to say that I can’t be captured and it would be really nice if
you’d save your partner and turn a blind eye on me. What do you think?”
Dana looked back and forth between Tonya and Alice, struggling to make
up her mind. “Danaaaa, help! I’m slipping!” At that cry, Dana dropped
her gun and ran to Tonya.
Alice turned to escape but not before stealing a glance at Dana, who
was bending over the railings to pull Tonya up. “Nice arse” Alice
muttered, feeling completely unnerved by these strange new
feelings.
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(27 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)
I’m so sorry…I accidentally click on one star instead of the five I was aiming for. Now I think I just lowered the ratings, I’m so sorry. You can’t see me now but I’m giving you girls a standing ovation! I haven’t laugh so hard in a long time. I love Bette here!
This was great and the the pics were funny! Please keep this up, you guys are awesome!
girls, this is better and better, post soon. The pics lol.
LMAO, ok this time I had no drinks in my hand or mouth, loving this story it has me on the floor everytime. Oh and I didn’t know bette smokes crack! And shane with her little furry pet and shy, could it get any better. And hella as kill bill, no comment on that. I can’t wait to see where A/D go from here.
you guys are killing me….titsaber…i fell out of my chair…think i sprained something…keep it coming…can’t wait for your next post
damn dude, i love this story go Alice with the milky boobs
You guys rock! whomever wrote this chapter I give 2 thumbs up and a couple of toes–so funny! Even if there is season 3 angst for Danish–this will help ease that pain. great job!
hilarious. this really makes it easier to wait S3. i had a D.E.B.S. flashback at the “call me alice” scene :D nice job!
Really well-written… Bette with the bird was hilarious!!
That was great – Bette’s words of wisdom almost had me on the floor!!!
I love this story. Its so out of the ordinary. Those pictures are hilarious! I LOVE MR. JENKS!
I love it please post soon