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    iPod Chapter 4

    “None
    whatsoever.
    Fairbanks, you take
    this one alone. Surveillance only. Carter, you stay here …and stay off the
    roof!”


    ______________________________________________________________________


    “I can’t
    believe I agreed to a blind-date.” Miss Bette huffed at Alice and Shane as
    they entered the Second Level.

    “Bette,
    it isn’t really a “date” blind-date more like a quasi-blind-date.
    We’re just trying to lose the CIA’s trail.” Al explained while she
    hand-signaled for Shane to get the host to give the two of them a separate
    table near Bette and her date. Seeing the hand signals, Shane’s face lit up.

    “Oh! Oh!
    I love this game! Um table, round, tablecloth? Uh, two fingers, peace sign
    United Nations?!” Shane gave another confused look at Al’s next gesture.
    “Your middle finger??”

    “Shane!
    It’s not Charades!” She tried the signals again, emphasizing them with
    words. “Go get us a separate table for two.” Finally getting the
    message, Shane walked away with Mr. Jinks to make the table arrangements.
    Alice spotted
    Bette’s date and gestured for her to come over. Bette turned around and saw the
    freckled, hazel-eyed, highlighted-redhead approaching them. She whispered,
    none too subtly to
    Alice, before she
    reached them.

    Alice! I told you
    I liked blondes For some reason beyond her control, Bette couldn’t help but
    whine. Blondes! I thought you’d get me a blonde. They have more fun! Bette’s
    tone suddenly turned serious and she leaned close to whisper to
    Alice, “Have
    I never told you the wise man’s words? From the mouth of the river emerges the
    stream that is ever flowing from the river before it.” She looked at Al
    expectantly, as if that would explain everything, but all the blonde gave her
    was a “Huh?” and an exasperated sigh.

    “Look,
    Rach arranged all this, okay. Nix is Dana Fairbanks’ ex. I’m just hoping that
    Dana’s concentration can be thrown off while we go to the museum. Nix is on her
    way here and it looks like Shane couldn’t get us a separate table… So, if
    fun-date Bette is in there somewhere,”
    Alice pretended to
    knock on her mentor’s forehead to emphasize her point, “she better come
    out and play sometime soon. She’s got a date!”

    “Quasi-date!”
    Bette corrected her as Shane and Nix came to join them.

    ______________________________________________________________________


    Dana watched
    the restaurant floor while she stood at the bar, undercover as a Second Level
    bartender. She nearly dropped her martini shaker when she spotted
    Alice. More
    specifically, when she spotted who was with
    Alice. *What!?
    That freckled, hazel-eyed, highlighted-redhead told me she moved to
    Africa to study the
    mating habits of the sloth!*
    Dana thought to herself.

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    1. OMG…RFLMFAO…you guys are killing me…was excited to finally see this post…took too long…post very soon please…loving the rambler and the cat suit.

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