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iPoD Chapter 5
Dana woke up to the smell of stale beer and peanuts. She didnt
immediately open her eyes because she couldnt be sure how long she
had been out. The Milky could still be somewhere nearby. When she
didnt hear anything she cautiously tested each of her limbs to
make sure they were all in working order. When she flexed her right
arm she grimaced.
She was still laying on the floor where she had fallen and all the
patrons of the Second Floor were quietly ignoring her. Suddenly she
felt the wonderfully warm splash of chicken noodle soup on her face.
She grinned and lapped the delicious liquid off her cheeks.
When she finally opened her eyes she saw Tonya standing above her
with an empty bowl in her hand.
Dana, Tonya yelled, are-you-o-k?
Dana swiftly took the bowl out of Tonyas hand.
I can hear, Carter.
What happened? When you didnt come back Director Kennard
sent me to look for you.
She sent you. Dana asked incredulous.
Well, she asked me if you were back so I came to look.
Tonya reached down to help Dana up.
You didnt answer my question. What happened?
The Milky that is what happened.
Dana walked toward the exit with her frustration showing clear on
her face. She was going to stop this incredibly attractive woman if
it wait how did that incredibly attractive part get in there. She
continued walking toward the exit more determined than ever to figure
this whole situation out once and for all.
Tonya started after her but slipped on the puddle of soup on the
floor. She went down with a smack. Dana turned around and raised an
eyebrow.
Stop playing around Carter. She threw back before she walked
out the door and into a night full of uncertainties.
Tonya scrambled to her feet, now covered in noodles, and chased
after Dana.
Alice sat stock still in her plush chair back at the lair. She
glanced up at the screen in front of her replaying the footage for
the millionth time that night. There hadnt really been a need to
pull out her old surveillance footage of Dana in ages. As soon as she
had gotten back to the lair the compulsion had hit her. Maybe Dana
knew her a little too well, but why was she getting this butterfly
stomach feeling whenever she was in close to her arch enemy. She cut
the scene she was watching a little shorter and zoomed in, and was so
absorbed in what she was doing that she didnt even notice Shane
noisily walk up behind her. Shane leaned over Alices shoulder to
get a better look at what she was watching.
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(34 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
congrats guys, i was getting a little impatient waiting for this chapter, but you delivered the goods. it was great!!
thank god you did something with stupid EZ girl. How more fucking funny can this story get.
all i have to say is this story is fricken hilarious and i was getting real impatient for you guys to post! I love it keep the storys coming!!!
That was such a satisfying read…Ladies, thank you!!!
oh my gosh i absolutley LOVE this fanfic its sooo hilarious and i loved the whole lara-robot thing too, great stuff!! xx
This is such an unusual story, but so fantastic. I love it, post a little sooner next time.
what an update! Awesome job! 4pages was well worth the wait. The L.A.R.A. thing threw me for a loop. So funny! When I read Alice say “the Rumbler” to Shane, I was like “It’s a Rambler!” …it was funny!
hilarious, really hilarious. great story ladies
I knew it Lara can’t be a human be haha :P. I don’t know why this story has 4 stars, but to me you are great!!!! Thanks.
LMAO! For some reason I was picturing Lara as the Buffybot when you explained that she was a robot, that was an awesome spin! And EZgirl flying from the ceiling cause of the titsaber had me rolling!
great job everyone. love this story. i love danish.
I love it and I can’t wait to see what happens next please post soon
i am not sure why there are three stars – this was incredible
This is great. And L.A.R.A. is genius! (I can totally see that being revealed in TLW season 3!)
Bravo! *clapping hands*
And number one entertainment of hiatus 2005 is.. iPoD! :)
LMAO! So brilliant–Lara the bot, great twist, Dana addicted to the milkies–awesome, it doesn’t get better! Thanks I can now fall asleep with happy danish thoughts!